The Baby here.
Everything may look copacetic in this photo, but I am here to tell you that I have been violated.
Have I ever mentioned that I have verreh waxy ears?
Daddy cleans them for me almost daily. (I get to sniff the Q-tip afterwards. That's the deal.)
I also have incredibly boogeriferous snootstrils. Mommy is always using her thumbnail to spruce up my nose. (I don't need to sniff those, they were in my nose for Cod's sake!)
And I get giant black eye gummies. Daddy rubs 'em off onto a washcloth. (No inspection whatsoever.)
You could say I'm kinda high maintenance.
I say I'm worth it.
However, lately I have had way more ear wax and boogers and gummies than usual...and Daddy noticed me scratching at my ears and shaking my head a lot. Can't get away with nothin' around here...out came the harness and off to the Evil Vet we went!
When I have to go to the vet we don't use the carrier, instead I sit in Mommy's lap
shaking like a leaf quietly, with my head buried in her armpit. It's safe there. Really. Forest and all.
I got my ears examined and cleaned, and an allergy shot for my runny eyes and snotty nose. And yes, I had my temperature taken.
Talk about intrusive.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some Vet Stank to wash off.
XX The Un-Itchy Baby XX