pestering snoopervising Daddy in his office the other day when he decided I needed the Paper Collar of Punishment, so he took a strip of paper and stapled it around my neck. I let him, because a) I like to wear stuff, and b) this means we are gonna do some Serious Office Work.
Also, Daddy is crazypants so I humor him.
First we tested the perforability of the paper strip.
Daddy let go lest he be skewered by my fierce ivory fangs--what a scairdy-cat.
Next: the tensile strength test.
Daddy, testing is now complete. I give this paper strip an "A-plus"!
And your cuddling ain't half bad either.
XX Felix XX