As you can see Daddy has been on a Haute Coture binge again--he made me a fancy-schmancy hIgh-falutin paper collar.
He went all out this time in the construction...it's got a staple and everything!
Sometimes he's lazy and uses tape, resulting in an inferior collar. A truly superior paper collar needs a fastener that will stand up to anything.
I know some of you detest clothes, but I love wearing stuff.
It makes me laff and laff.
XX Felix XX