Maui here, hanging out on Daddy's desk, snoopervising.
It's a high risk job. Mainly because Daddy is crazypants.
He's driven to fiddle with felines.
You never know when he's gonna slope off work and commence pestering!
Uh oh, he's got that maniacal gleam in his eye...
Very funny Daddy, twirling my muttonchop.
Oh Cod! Not the other side, too!?!
Just call me Salvador Maui, folks.
Please untwirl my chops, Daddy.
Not HORNS, you imbecile!
That's it. I've had enough of your foolishness.
Talk to the paw, Daddy, and leave my furs alone!
XX Salvador Maui XX