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Friday, October 26, 2012

Felix and his Pet

Kitties!

Do you remember seeing Felix hunchy-running behind Salem in yesterday's post?
Here's another photo to tickle your brain cells:
Well, it turns out he wasn't sneaking past Salem to avoid being whapped; he had other, Highly Important things to do.

Oh, hello there Mommy.

Look!
I have a pet cricket.

I see that, Sir.

He's not moving too much any more.

Well, he is missing a leg.

Mommy, that's ridiculous.  He's got at least elebenty legs left.  He didn't need both those big ones, anyway--one of 'em is a spare.  I'm an expert on these matters.  Trust me.

If you say so.

I am!  Here, I'll prove it to you that he can still move. 
::nudge::

*hopitty-limp hopitty-limp*

CRAP!
Mommy, this is all your fault.

*sigh*


Happy Friday!

XX  Felix  XX

42 comments:

  1. Don't you just hate it when your snack gets away?

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  2. It was gonna end up in litter box in one form or another anyway!

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  3. That is a fast moving gimpy cricket!

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  4. Yeah, "Mommy comments" DO affect reality! She should know that.

    The cricket HAD a leg until Mommy said it dint. Mr. Heisenberg says so. Maybe... I think...

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  5. I'm sure he'll come limping back. Unless he jumped into the "pool."

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  6. Dont you have it when your snack takes off like that?

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  7. Your Mommy better have made it up to you later. With a leg of turkey.....

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  8. Snacks are so unreliable these days!!

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  9. UGH! Felix, this happens at my house ALL the time - I can't tell you how many times my good times with crickets have been ruined by my human!

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  10. OOOO we've never even seen a cricket! What an excellent little thing it is!

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  11. Mr Felix!! You are a walking, stalking, mighty hunter and ginger encyclopedia! We are in AWE! Yay!! Take care
    x

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  12. Felix-next time I have a cricket related question, I'll know who to call.

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  13. Bugs break waaaay too easy, Felix. srsly.

    -Gracie

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  14. I hate to say it, but at this point Felix might as well finish off his "pet". I hear crickets are very crunchy.

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  15. Don't worry,Felix, it hopped over here and 'crrrrrrrckd' all through yesterday evening...we'll send it back!
    The Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  16. Well, it was fun while it lasted...maybe a friend of his is around somewhere!

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  17. Did you end up crunching it, Felix? Inquiring minds want to know.

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  18. Felix, I had a pet like that once. And one of his legs was missing, too! Then he ALSO went and hid and that was that.

    Very frustrating!

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  19. Oh dear, you broke him. We're always breaking ours as well.

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  20. Dang! He was a nice protein snack too!

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  21. How annoying are mums? I like to store my catches in my pantaloons to enjoy later, but my mum pins me down and combs them out. It's just not right.
    -Lishy.

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  22. Felix, my mother would have taken the cricket away from you pronto! She really got irritated at our cats for pulling the legs off crickets.

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  23. What a good bug hunter you are, Felix! We like the toys that move on their own too. Well, for a little while anyways. Purrs...

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  24. My brain cells are indeed tickled!

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  25. Ut-oh...Mommy hates it when we leave *cough* spare parts around!

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  26. Oh Felix youz one clever kittie, not letting the uffers nose what youz waz doing..I hopez he didn't jump in that poo box..BOL xx00xx
    Mollie and Alfie

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  27. Felix, did your Mom help that cricket get away? And after you worked so hard to make him yours....

    Our Meowm snickered about what your Mom said about the cold and nekkid mens.

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  28. Felix, we learned long ago that if you play with your noms for too long, they tend to escape. Any longer than a whap and a flick and the chances are you lose it.

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  29. FELIX-ISSIMO! If I was dere I sure be helpin' you corral that dude! They do gotz alotta legs don't they! (s'a good thing too!)

    Happy Hunting

    xoxo
    Ollie

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  30. Felix, there's the crickets that you crunch on and there's the crickets that you bat ..um... befriend. You gots to make your mind up quick or they gets away on you...;p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  31. Well at least it was fun while it lasted. Crickets and grasshoppers are the most fun. We love chasing and jumping after them. Have yourselves a super week end.

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  32. oopps Felix, maybe he will come out again to play with you...'cuz with less than elebenty and seven leggies, he isn't swimming across that pond

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  33. Mr. Cricket is gonna hafta come out sometime, Felix. And when he does, we're sure you'll be there ready to help him lose one of those elebenty legs so he can't move again. heheheh...

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  34. MOL MOL MOL
    JIMNEY CRICKET CAMA A CALLIN'.
    Hugs madi and we think you flip or you thoughts
    Madi and mom

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  35. Ohhhhh Felix!! You are so cute I just want to smother you in kisses!!

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  36. It never fails, the minute yous takes your eyes off a snack, it hides!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  37. I LOVE crawlie crunchies. he'll come back. they always do.

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  38. We love pet crickets. Our mom does not.
    ~JB

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!