Felix, a.k.a. Ornj Copper here, modeling the latest Fall Martial Arts Fashion:
the extremely rare and highly coveted Paper Sash!
Only an extremely skilled Cat Ninja may sport the Sash. I am fortunate to be such a one. Otherwise, I'd have to be wearing a mask for fear of retribution from the Paper Sash Police.
A few last minute adjustments...
...and I'm ready for a trial chomp on some unsuspecting (yet most deserving) packing paper.
Please note my unnecessarily blunted claws.
Mommy did that.
Now it takes 2.47 times the effort to pierce skin...more than I'm prepared to expend...most of the time.
But not today.
Daddy, you're a wuss.
You get back over here and fight like a feline.
You've got me so wound up I'm gonna leap right out of my Sash, up to the top tray!
Kitties, sometimes Fashion gets in the way.
And you have to leave it behind!
XX Felix/Ornj Copper XX