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Sunday, December 9, 2012

Red Delicious Sunday

Kitties!

Salem here.

I was airing out my fusty tummy fur here on the Celestial Blankie,
...when Mommy rolled an apple towards me, maniacally cackling something about chicks in a garden, forbidden fruit, and other nonsense.

::pbthbbbbbbbt::
Silly Mommy, everybody knows chickens come from the grocery store, not gardens!

Furthermore, as we all know, no fruit is forbidden from my stringent Quality Control Bunnykicking!
Or biting.
Although I did not bite this particular apple.  The other ones in the fruit bowl bearing fang marks, well, where is the DNA* evidence, I ask you?

I deny any knowledge of that fruit!

This kitties, is the face of innocence.


Happy Sunday!

XX  Salem  XX


*Detecting Naughty Action--thanks, Pasha!
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48 comments:

  1. Gemini and IchiroDecember 8, 2012 at 8:14 PM

    Oh could you are innocent. What cat isn't?

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  2. DebDecember 8, 2012 at 8:18 PM

    A little red makes your 'cuteness' pop. :)

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  3. GigiDecember 8, 2012 at 8:20 PM

    The Human says, Well, Spitty's been unconscious for about 10 minutes now. I was waiting for him to come around, and he *did* just start to raise his furry little head an inch or two off the chair, but then he caught another glimpse of the TUMMY and the JLLs and his little head thonked right back down again. He may have something to say later, after he's come around and had a tiny steaming cup of tea. But don't hold your breath.

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  4. brokenteepeeDecember 8, 2012 at 8:24 PM

    Innocence thy name is Salem?

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  5. Angel Prancer PieDecember 8, 2012 at 8:25 PM

    Looks like a hint of a raspberry being blown in pic #2! Are we right?

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  6. Pasha's MommyDecember 8, 2012 at 8:30 PM

    If you come over here and show me your Tummy, I will give you some serious lessons on how an innocent face should look like!!!

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  7. Mr. BlackDecember 8, 2012 at 9:07 PM

    Salem, I'll bet biting the fruit in the fruit bowl is more fun 'cause you are not supposed to do it. If I were you, I'd be highly suspicious of someone tossing me a piece of fruit. Especially someone tossing it "maniacally."
    Hee.

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  8. The Chair SpeaksDecember 8, 2012 at 10:17 PM

    Oh yeah, whatever kitties do, they are always forgiven! :)

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  9. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesDecember 8, 2012 at 10:45 PM

    I say the proof is in these pictures! IF you were the type of kitty who put teeth marks in fruit, then the one in your paws would have teeth marks! Therefore, you are innocent!

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  10. Summer at sparklecat.comDecember 8, 2012 at 11:07 PM

    Apples are icky. Your human should be putting chickens (preferably live ones) in a bowl for your enjoyment.

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  11. Catio TalesDecember 8, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    Innocent ? Yeah right ? Do you know how much trouble your celestial belly furs and sticky out tongue is causing to mancat blood pressure right now. Not here of course, but we can just feel it across the blogosphere. Sheesh.

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  12. Catio TalesDecember 8, 2012 at 11:49 PM

    Innocent ? Yeah right ? Do you know how much trouble your celestial belly furs and sticky out tongue is causing to mancat blood pressure right now. Not here of course, but we can just feel it across the blogosphere. Sheesh.

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  13. loolooDecember 9, 2012 at 1:46 AM

    You are too cute, Salem! You should play in advertisements, you look so gorgeous!

    Smoochies to all of you,
    looloo

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  14. MariodacatDecember 9, 2012 at 4:00 AM

    It certainly is the face of innocence. The dog did it!

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  15. HilaryDecember 9, 2012 at 5:34 AM

    salem - what a beautiful belly... i so want to give it a kiss!

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  16. Jane and ChrisDecember 9, 2012 at 5:45 AM

    Perforated fruit? Right on!!
    Mummy Janey's handbags and shoes are full of perforations...we forgot about the DNA thing (exchanging worried looks).
    The Maple Syrup Mob
    xxxxxxxxxxx

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  17. The Island CatsDecember 9, 2012 at 6:09 AM

    Salem, I love red things. If I had that apple, I'd be kicking the juice out of it! You should give it a try!!

    Wally

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  18. Forever FosterDecember 9, 2012 at 6:14 AM

    We thought you were going to say that you'd been keeping the apple in your furs, and would have been very impressed. Lishy only keeps leaves and spiders in his pantaloons.

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  19. KnatoleeDecember 9, 2012 at 6:19 AM

    Salem, can you please come teach me how to do that look of innocence? I really need to perfect that!

    You look great with that apple. Black, white and read are such a strikingly graphic colour combo.

    We've got a banana bandit in this house... fang marks in the banana stems.

    And I saw this shirt and thought of your Daddy:

    http://www.batgoods.com/item/Peace-Love-and-Bats-577

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  20. CCL WendyDecember 9, 2012 at 6:46 AM

    It's your Mom who's the real wierd chick around your house!

    I must say, Salem, that you showed deliPURRate restraint with that apple, and you should be proud of yourself.

    Love that innocent face, too. You've got that one down pat!

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  21. Brian's Home BlogDecember 9, 2012 at 6:55 AM

    Is it whap an apple day? I can tell oyu are so innocent!

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  22. Athena Cat Goddess Wise KittyDecember 9, 2012 at 7:06 AM

    The red apple looks perfect with your colouring. Nice pics!

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  23. UnknownDecember 9, 2012 at 7:50 AM

    Salem we love your post today-we love to bunnykick anything in sight (including Mom)-mol

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  24. My Mind's EyeDecember 9, 2012 at 8:01 AM

    Tell Mom your name is Salem not Adam and you have way too much fur to need a fig leaf...
    MOL
    Hugs madi
    Love this post your mom is so creative.

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  25. Cats~Goats~QuotesDecember 9, 2012 at 8:18 AM

    Very innocent!! Yes, yes you are!
    ~ The Bunch

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  26. DmaDecember 9, 2012 at 8:29 AM

    I tried to come up with a good steve jobs joke but I got nothin.'

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  27. Tama-Chan, Benny, Vidock, Violette, Ollie, Heloise, Momo, RyuDecember 9, 2012 at 8:38 AM

    Hi Salem. We just adore your face in that second pic! Those eyes! Those whiskers!!!

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  28. A Tonk's TailDecember 9, 2012 at 9:01 AM

    oh yeah, we see innocence all right *snicker* - good thing no one has yet perfected a good "DNA" detector! Bwaaa-ha-haaaa!

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  29. Crafting QueenDecember 9, 2012 at 9:11 AM

    You are so funny Salem, so innocent. :)

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  30. Shaggy and ScoutDecember 9, 2012 at 9:32 AM

    Never thought apples could be so much fun!

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  31. Cathy KeishaDecember 9, 2012 at 10:10 AM

    Very cute pictures. If you can't find the spit, you have to acquit! That's how I defended Katie. I wouldn't even nom a catnip apple.

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  32. SakuDecember 9, 2012 at 10:47 AM

    Of course you is innocent Salem. With a face like that how could it be otherwise? MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  33. DaisyDecember 9, 2012 at 11:42 AM

    Is that some apple juice I see on your chin?

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  34. Noir the Texas TabbyDecember 9, 2012 at 11:52 AM

    Ahh, the red of that fruit accents you positively--and the face of innocence-is quite true to its definition!

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  35. FurriesDecember 9, 2012 at 12:46 PM

    I do not believe it could have been you. It was probably one of the boys.

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  36. Memories of Eric and FlynnDecember 9, 2012 at 12:56 PM

    Apple, the fruit of temptation. You are such a temptress Salem.

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  37. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)December 9, 2012 at 1:24 PM

    Why am I thinking about Newton? Salem is guilty. The swift killer hind kick is the giveaway ;-0

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  38. Just DuckyDecember 9, 2012 at 2:47 PM

    Apples, no not our DNA on those.

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  39. GLOGIRLYDecember 9, 2012 at 4:14 PM

    You might be requiring the services of Counselor Keisha too!
    ; )

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  40. Katie IsabellaDecember 9, 2012 at 4:24 PM

    Salem, I can see why all the boycats are wild about you. That last picture says it all.

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  41. CatherineDecember 9, 2012 at 6:37 PM

    Aren't all kitties innocent? LOL! ;)
    xo Catherine

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  42. UnknownDecember 9, 2012 at 6:44 PM

    Salem! Once again your beauteousness and your wanton poses has made Kozmo leave a giant pool of drool on the iPad!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  43. MollieDecember 10, 2012 at 12:39 AM

    Innocent by name, Innocent by nature..yeah right..MOL You are so beautiful xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  44. UnknownDecember 10, 2012 at 4:30 AM

    Your photos are awesome, especially the last one. One cannot help but smile at it!

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  45. NadbugsDecember 10, 2012 at 5:29 AM

    Innocent indignation. You do it so very well.

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  46. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenDecember 10, 2012 at 7:30 AM

    I'm with Deb above!

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  47. AnonymousDecember 10, 2012 at 6:15 PM

    wow. the 2nd picture is freaktastic cuz it looks like there is so many eyeballs all ova teh place. are you sure that's not a catnip apple?!

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  48. AnonymousDecember 11, 2012 at 5:29 PM

    ok I left this really cool comment and then "poof" it was destroyed! Just sayin, you look great on that ruggy thingy and you are one bootiful kitteh Salem...paw pats, Savannah

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