Miss Salem, when I produced the royal post its, they were intended for things like putting on treats packages with little messages attached like 'now please!' and 'hmmmm, looks tasty - we want to try', NOT for sticking to luxurious, vast furs. We are outraged at this misuse of stationery. Whereas it is of course an honour to have a handsome ginger mancat attached to you, it is done in the most inappropriate way. We hope that your revenge on Mommy will be swift and excessive, involving things sticky and wet.
Cowboy up, Salem. There are lots worse things that could have happened. A foster, Cody, is now Codette. He had a very bad bladder infection with crystals blocking his urine. Had his "thing" (I know you have delicate ears) cut off and a new hole made. He's doing fine without his original equipment, too. So, see, you just had a little piece of paper stuck to your behind. And a beautiful behind it is.
Well, your Mom IS human--and we can only do the best we can. I'm sure she thinks she was being funny with the stamp---and well, I have to agree with some of the others--I think you're quite the good posting board...two gorgeous kitties accent each other. So be kind to your Mom..she IS human. Get more treats tho! :)
Just wanted to say a Happy Christmas to you all, I know I've been absent for so long but I do think of you often. Monty and Leo are fine and enjoying unwrapping and playing with the presents I have bought for our friend's cats! I'm hoping next year to finally be free of my mum's house and all its renovations and clearing out and get back to something more creative. xx
Salem, your mommy is silly.. But at least it's an adorable mancat stuck to your buns! As long as you're on that counter, why don't you find something sticky to knock to the floor.. that'd be good revenge!
Oh yes, stickers are EVIL! But if there had to be one Un-Evil sticker, we'd think that would it the one....probably. Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com
oh Salem, do not try to understand the Mommy...her mind is scary place...but I too agree with Puna, your rump is no place for a sticky...pop one on her rump Christmouse eve instructing Santa to take her in exchange for all that is in his sleigh...just a consideration..paw pats, Savannah
Oh nos Salem. Mommy is out of control, no doubt about it. The nerve of putting that on your derriere. Yikes. That sure means a good what for the Mom. Take care.
Miss Salem, when I produced the royal post its, they were intended for things like putting on treats packages with little messages attached like 'now please!' and 'hmmmm, looks tasty - we want to try', NOT for sticking to luxurious, vast furs. We are outraged at this misuse of stationery. Whereas it is of course an honour to have a handsome ginger mancat attached to you, it is done in the most inappropriate way. We hope that your revenge on Mommy will be swift and excessive, involving things sticky and wet.
ReplyDeleteWhy, it's an OUTRAGE!!! The only sticky note that belongs on your RUMP or your JLLs is MINE. Get it off! Get it off! Get it OFF!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWe think that "hmmmm, looks tasty" is appropriate! Bwahahaha!
ReplyDeleteBut Salem, you have such a cute rump for the beholding. : )
ReplyDeleteSalem, in the first picture, if you had tucked your long tail in, our human says it would look like our Tanya! Purrs! :)
ReplyDeleteAw! Salem, I thought it looked kind of cute...
ReplyDeleteKisses
Kozmo
I'll ask my Mommy to make some sticky notes of me to send them to you ladies!!!
ReplyDeleteSalem mommies are like that sometimes
ReplyDeleteCowboy up, Salem. There are lots worse things that could have happened. A foster, Cody, is now Codette. He had a very bad bladder infection with crystals blocking his urine. Had his "thing" (I know you have delicate ears) cut off and a new hole made. He's doing fine without his original equipment, too. So, see, you just had a little piece of paper stuck to your behind. And a beautiful behind it is.
ReplyDeletePuna is right - this is a gross misuse of treasured stationery! Does your human have no sense of protocol?
ReplyDeleteOh never mind - I just realized who I was talking about.
Well, at first I was clueless as to what a Punapepper thingy was... but then I saw the first commentor. Sheebie's losing it... even for her! haha!
ReplyDeleteUh-oh. We think you've got a cute rear end, but it doesn't need additional decoration!
ReplyDeleteYou look 'signed sealed and delivered' Salem! :)
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
Awwwww you kitties do mum-revenge so wonderfully! We can't wait!! LOL! Take care
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Well, your Mom IS human--and we can only do the best we can. I'm sure she thinks she was being funny with the stamp---and well, I have to agree with some of the others--I think you're quite the good posting board...two gorgeous kitties accent each other. So be kind to your Mom..she IS human. Get more treats tho! :)
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to say a Happy Christmas to you all, I know I've been absent for so long but I do think of you often. Monty and Leo are fine and enjoying unwrapping and playing with the presents I have bought for our friend's cats! I'm hoping next year to finally be free of my mum's house and all its renovations and clearing out and get back to something more creative. xx
ReplyDeleteThat's almost as bad as a Christmas hat. ALmost.
ReplyDeleteMummy Janey thought it was a gift tag...she was looking for her name.
ReplyDelete*sigh*...humans!
The Maple Syrup Mob
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Yes, that is not only abuse of the kitty, but also abuse of the stationary!
ReplyDeleteThat really was uncalled for, Salem. We hope you get her back good.
ReplyDeleteOohhhhhhhh your mommie has been BAD! Don't worry Salem, Santa knows all. You will get double goodies and mom will get a lump of coal.
ReplyDeleteyour mom apparently doesn't care that santa is still checking his list...
ReplyDelete"Bad mommies...I will fix mine and you fix yours'" meow...
ReplyDeleteMiss Kitty!
Humans.... pfffff!
ReplyDeletePut the BITEY on that post-it note!
ReplyDeleteSigh! You poor thing. What ever is she trying to prove! Dumb oomans anyway.
ReplyDeleteWe think you are too close to the edge! Be careful!!
ReplyDelete~ The Bunch
Sometimes it truly boggles the mind to see what the humans find amusing...
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Considering what you appear to be eyeballing there, perhaps a Chiquita Banana sticker would be more apropos?
ReplyDeleteSalem only special tushes get stickers!!
ReplyDeleteHugs madi
Salem, your mommy is silly..
ReplyDeleteBut at least it's an adorable mancat stuck to your buns!
As long as you're on that counter, why don't you find something sticky to knock to the floor.. that'd be good revenge!
Oh yes, stickers are EVIL! But if there had to be one Un-Evil sticker, we'd think that would it the one....probably. Purrs...from your friends at Colehauscats.com
ReplyDeletePoor Salem! We understand, pal ... the mom and dad do those kinds of things to US, too!
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Sammy and Moosey
Oh Salem, maybe you should tell her where to stick it!
ReplyDeleteWell it'z a nice rump to stick it on..BOL Wez back, wez got our new router..Yipeee xx00xx
ReplyDeleteMollie and Alfie
*hahahaha*
ReplyDeleteOOPS Salem I'm not laffin at you but at your Mom she is so funny!
oh Salem, do not try to understand the Mommy...her mind is scary place...but I too agree with Puna, your rump is no place for a sticky...pop one on her rump Christmouse eve instructing Santa to take her in exchange for all that is in his sleigh...just a consideration..paw pats, Savannah
ReplyDeleteOh nos Salem. Mommy is out of control, no doubt about it. The nerve of putting that on your derriere. Yikes. That sure means a good what for the Mom. Take care.
ReplyDeleteNow, Salem, you *know* how easily amused humans are!
ReplyDeleteOoh, sticky-posties can be put to evil uses... Even nice stickies!
ReplyDeleteOur mom is equally guilty of such crimes. Yes, Salem, your mom must save face :-0
ReplyDeleteHow could she do that to your cute little hinder, Miss Whale?
ReplyDeleteGloman once put a lint roller sheet on my back. He laughed so hard he almost wet himself. I wish he had.
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
Oh the indignity! We are sure you will think of a suitably evil revenge.
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