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Thursday, January 3, 2013

Thursday Thievery

Kitties!

The Mommy here.

Monday morning when I wandered into the kitchen to swill the hogs feed the Horde I unwittingly walked into the scene of a shocking, starchy crime:
The humble loaf of bread had been defiled!

Naturally I grabbed my phone to get a (blurry) picture for y'all.

Whilst immortalizing the infraction this character showed up:
Now, I ask you--was Sylvester revisiting the scene of the crime, or merely an interested onlooker?  He wasn't saying...although his breath did have a decidedly yeasty odor...and he's a confirmed bread wrapper-licker.

Kitties, I'm asking you to decide--innocent or guilty--and if not Sylvester, then whodunnit?


Happy Thursday!

XX  The Mommy  XX

55 comments:

  1. Check his bed for a bottle of miracle whip. Then you'll know.

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  2. Ooooooh, a conundrum! A mystery! Food for bird TV

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  3. Uh, where was Daddy at the time of the Nibbling?

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  4. I. Dunno, is a frequent visitor to our household. Mr. Dunno has done some reprehensible things at our household, too. He should be held accountable, not that poor innocent kitteh.

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  5. Totally innocent.

    See, there is this mysterious walking fish that goes to houses that have fine, upstanding kitties and does naughty things! Then the wonderful kitties get the blame!

    Don't let the walking fish claim another victory. Give Sylvester a cuddle and tell him you know it wasn't him.

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  6. Why are you wasting time asking us - shouldn't you be a the shops buying them another loaf of bread ?

    And Cats' Honour Code is international. We couldn't possibly say.

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  7. Jenna declined to speculate who knocked the loaf of bread to the floor, but she thinks a desert tortoise sampled the bread :)

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  8. Well, DUH, it was that infamous and incorrigible malefactor, NO KITTY!

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  9. Hmmm....you should ask: butter or jam?
    Anyway, all the kitties here agree it was the butler who did it. No kitties are guilty. purrr....meow!

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  10. It was not Sylvester, kitties don't do such things (and certainly not tuxedo kitties!).

    Smoochies to the Horde,
    looloo

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  11. Oh, you have that problem too - ours are rather fond of left over biscuits or scones - especially if there is butter involved. Can't leave butter out at all - ha ha ha... T.

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  12. For me, I don't think Sylvester !
    But I think a suspect must be a GIRL and She must wear tuxie same as Sylvester. That's why mommy may confused.
    With love and Honor, I offer myself to kiss the girl for you...OOPS !...I mean sniff..tee..heh...heh
    xoxo

    Puddy Boy Try Hard

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  13. You mistake his natural mancatly musk for yeast. I think you you need a culprit, look to the humans! It's clear that kitties would never do such a thing. Kitties would empty the bag...

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  14. No sure if he's guilty or not. I would say not. lol Skipper :)

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  15. We can't believe Tutu found her way there!

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  16. It must have been the household ghost. No cats would do that?

    (One of our previous cats stole a whole loaf of bread. This is the first time I've seen evidence of such a crime in twenty years!)

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  17. We think the plot is much darker and deeper than you suspect...

    Purrs,
    The Chans

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  18. I think you may suspect the wrong furball, he mentioned he saw mice roaming during the night:)

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  19. Neither--- UNinterested onlooker. That's my story and I'ms ticking to it.

    Although Gandalf LOVES bread. Just saying.

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  20. It's ridiculous to think he might have had a paw or fang in that. Obviously it was Not Me.

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  21. according to all the tv shows i watch a criminal always returns to the scene of the crime. they also like to explain how the entire crime was done while holding an inept police officer hostage before the hero cops come and take them away.

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  22. Oh Sylvester, we feel like you didn't do the nibbling. What a great mystery. We know who the culprit would be around here. Anyway, have a great day and no more bread nibbling.

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  23. You should be looking for Sumbunnyelse.
    In our house 'Sumbunnyelse did it'...guess Sumbunnyelse is visiting you.
    The Maple Sryup Mob
    xxxxxxxxx

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  24. Would you like to borrow our "You ate What" logo? :-)

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  25. No way was it Sylvester! He's much too intelligent to return to the scene of a crime. Much too intelligent...and handsome and mancatly and....oh...sorry.

    It was NOT him.

    xoxo Bennette

    It must have been one of the others...you know...the others

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  26. Here we are wishing you a most happy new year. ha ha we love the bread wrapper licker! Love Darcy, Bingley and Helen xxx

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  27. Well, obviously, my bro Russell paid you a stealth visit!

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  28. Oh that's quite a mystery! I don't think Sylvester didn't commit the crime. Look at his innocent face!
    Maybe wind blew and knocked the bread down to the floor :-)

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  29. dood...frum one tuxie ta another...ewe iz inn oh scent

    why R de food service purrson nell all ways reddy ta blame de kittehs in de houz when de NAYBOR kittehz iz de onez causin trubull....ore like yur cuzins who live down de street N round de korner....

    Sylvester; ewe tell yur mom iz wuz de naybor cat joe, with a butter knife, in de kitshun

    even if de clue game does knot hava kitshun

    signed: sauce of fishbone

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  30. We think it's that mysterious "Not Me" kitty that has struck at your house.

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  31. what is it about scellophane that cats love, I have to put all stuff like that in a pedal bin in my work room or they eat it.....
    Briony
    x

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  32. Hi pals!
    Have a great New Year and a delicious Thursday!!!

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  33. Oh, I not tell...good cat! Meow!
    Miss Kitty

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  34. You could blame Tim...he is famous around here for defiling bread - so much so that mom has to hide it in a cabinet :)

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  35. There were no crumbs left so clearly it was their Daddy!

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  36. We examined the (blury) picture of evidence, and there were no kitty fang marks on it. It's clearly the work of a human being. We, like so many others, are suspecting the crazypants Daddy!

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  37. I SWEAR that's a tubby tuxie trait! Ms. Jack would eat bread all day if we let her! Since she's the one with the most skin itchies I wonder if there isn't a connection?

    xoxo
    That Woman

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  38. Bravo Sylvester and we say not guilty by reason of starvation...
    Proclaimed by Madi soon to be Mayoress of Blogville

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  39. interested onlooker for sure! Hey...don't you have lizards out there? That's "who done it!"

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  40. Daddy SCOTT way sleepwalking and he's the one who dunnit!

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  41. INNOCENT! Us cats are always innocent...yeast breath or not!!

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  42. have you ruled out the possibility of a bread suicide? happens more often than you would think.

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  43. Hmmm,
    Purrhaps me should send BI Agent 008 - Kozmo over to see if he can sleuth out the purp....
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  44. Although circumstantial evidence carries the same weight as direct evidence, there is just not enough to prove who the culprit is. Outside of a confession. Perhaps a bright light and the promise of catnip...?

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  45. Must be really really delicious,
    I know!!!

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  46. Bread, ewww! No kitty wants to eat bread....at least not without meat and cheese, MOL. Must have been an intruder!


    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  47. he he he he he he he he

    (laughing maniacally)

    ~Brooch Czarina

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  48. HOW does Minnie keep getting to your house????

    Pip, Smidgen, Hollie

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  49. Of course Sylvester is innocent. he was just trying to HELP you clean up the mess. You must look elsewhere for the culprit.

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  50. 13 kitties?
    Forgetaboutit.
    We protect our own.
    Unless you have an orange kitten beast hanging around the catio.
    ; ) Katie

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  51. Innocent! Bread? Not us, we watch our carbs!

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  52. Bawaahhhaaa you need to hold a proper trial, innocent, till proven guilty BOL xx00xx

    Mollie and Alfie

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  53. NOT guilty !
    Because we kitty´s are NEVER guilty even if we have done something :)

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  54. Aren't we kitties supposed to be innocent until proven guilty? Is this only good for humans?
    INNOCENT!
    And why should it be a kitty...?

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  55. Sylvester, dood. NEVER return to the scene of the cri-- err, uh, INCIDENT.
    (MOL!)

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