Oh for Cod's sake, not again.
The lack of privacy around here is atrocious. I mean, just look at the state of my furs. OK, I admit I'm always a mess and my nickname is "Pigpen", but still. I have standards to maintain.
Mommy, if you don't cut it out right now I'm gonna climb down there and kick your a...a...ankles.
I mean it! I have hairballs and I'm not afraid to use 'em!
Just you wait.
Revenge will be a cold squishy mess oozing betwixt your toes...
XX Maui XX