SETTING: The Catio. The sun is shining brightly.
VOICE OVER - MAY LING: Golly, I sure could use and ear wash!
CAMERA PANS RIGHT TO CC.
CC: She's behind me, isn't she?
*LICKITY LICK LICK LICK*
CC: Holy Cod, May Ling. Your ears are filthy, and your forehead isn't any better! Where in the world have you been?
MAY LING: (smiling) I'll never tell!
CC: Well, wherever it was you are covered in cobwebs. Tasty ones, I might add. No complaints here!
CAMERA PANS OUT
CC: Well, that's all of 'em...I think I'm done here.
MAY LING: Thanks, CC!
CLOSE UP - MAY LING
MAY LING: (evil laugh) I'll never, ever tell where I was bewebb'd!
THE END...OR IS IT?
Any guesses from whence came the webs?
Leave 'em in the comments!
XX May Ling and CC XX