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Friday, April 5, 2013

In Which Mommy Gets Revenge

Kitties!

The Mommy here.

It has come to my attention that my highly refined Sense of Fashion has been seriously maligned by this feline:
The light of a thousand suns is less blinding than your horrifyingly misguided version of haute couture, Mommy.  I speak only the truth.

Well.  How embarrassing.
  I admit that perhaps--and only rarely--my outfits aren't always totally catwalk-ready...but c'mon, everybody knows that tie-dye is a neutral, and furthermore, polka dots go with everything; 'specially if the polka dots are heart shaped.  In my opinion (which, since I have the thumbs is the only one that counts) my ensembles generally teeter on the precipice of drab, which is why I like to throw on a bright neon-colored pair of Crocs to liven up my Look.

However, as an optimist I like to look on the bright side of any situation, Tiny J--cos now I have a great excuse to post these photos of you!
::diggity dig dig dig scratch dig excavate dig to China sniff scratch dig::

SSSSSSSSssssssssssssss...

::wiggle::

::inspect::

::bury cover scratch scratch scratch::

hee hee hee...revenge is sweet.


Happy Friday!

XX  The Devious Mommy  XX
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36 comments:

  1. brokenteepeeApril 4, 2013 at 8:12 PM

    Never trust a woman with a computer, a camera and a blog!

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  2. Catio TalesApril 4, 2013 at 8:38 PM

    TJ, there's only one response to that and it involves doing what you do squatting with a proud tail raised and a wiggle that results in loads of polka dots, and very neutral pattrerns.

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  3. Summer at sparklecat.comApril 4, 2013 at 8:50 PM

    That is a terrible misuse of a camera and abuse of a kitty though photography! Johnny, you must exact revenge!

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  4. UnknownApril 4, 2013 at 8:52 PM

    Oh my Cod, that's the bestest catbox evveh!!

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  5. Cara n CrewApril 4, 2013 at 9:12 PM

    hmmm...we sense a war looming :D
    our money is on Tiny Johnson...
    (hee hee!)

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  6. GigiApril 4, 2013 at 9:57 PM

    You know John, for a large and furry fellow like yourself, your tailio is not quite as floofy as I would have expected.

    But nice form in the litter box. I don't see anything embarrassing about this at all!

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  7. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesApril 4, 2013 at 11:05 PM

    MOL! Oh poor Tiny Johnson! Do you even know that the camera is facing your way? Are you going to be shocked when you see this? I'm betting you'll faint... But then, your mom's neon ensemble should revive you quickly enough..

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  8. Stacy HurtApril 4, 2013 at 11:23 PM

    Wow, I've seen some cold things in my time, but this takes the proverbial Cod! TJ, Buddy, she totally pwned you.

    It's a cryin shame.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  9. Crafting QueenApril 5, 2013 at 1:34 AM

    Oh boy, your Mummy did get you good. :)Happy Friday.

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  10. Barb April 5, 2013 at 2:11 AM

    Oh, a pool! YAY!

    Kinda.

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  11. DebApril 5, 2013 at 5:36 AM

    Oh, that mommy!

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  12. DmaApril 5, 2013 at 5:43 AM

    i hope this doesn't escalate...

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  13. Hannah and LucyApril 5, 2013 at 6:25 AM

    Johnny we think you'll have to learn to think before you speak in future.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  14. da tabbies o trout towneApril 5, 2013 at 7:07 AM

    TJ...yur mom iz gel us...coz if her inspects... her box... N say like yur dad walks in... then heez gonna bee like... why ya lookin at yur...stuff....then all yur mom can due iz... pree tend therez a flush izzue goin on....

    hipe ewe N de crew haza grate week oh end !

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  15. ReneApril 5, 2013 at 7:11 AM

    LOL, blackmail.

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  16. UnknownApril 5, 2013 at 7:13 AM

    Gotta live for revenge-my two are hiding since they read this just in case-LOL
    Have a good weekend

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  17. LinApril 5, 2013 at 7:16 AM

    Aw now...that isn't fair. Mommeh better know that there IS a wee crack under the bathroom door....

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  18. Random FelinesApril 5, 2013 at 9:56 AM

    ummmm Tiny?? you may want to reconsider criticizing the woman with the thumbs..... just sayin ;)

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  19. meowmeowmansApril 5, 2013 at 11:01 AM

    Oooh, Tiny ... the Mom got you back good!

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  20. KittyApril 5, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    If we had done this to our Ayla she would have pooped all over our stuff in revenge.

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  21. Angel Ginger JasperApril 5, 2013 at 12:36 PM

    Oh now that is just awful. Poor you and bad mum. I you want any help on your revenge then just shout and I am there. Hugs GJ x

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  22. My Mind's EyeApril 5, 2013 at 1:00 PM

    Plop plop fiz fiz oh what a relief it is...MOL now mom is singing the Alka-Selter jingle.
    Hugs madi your BFFF

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  23. The Island CatsApril 5, 2013 at 2:02 PM

    Dang, she got you, Jphnny.

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  24. CATachresisApril 5, 2013 at 3:06 PM

    She is EVIL!!!!! ;)

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  25. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenApril 5, 2013 at 4:01 PM

    MOL!!!!!!

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  26. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)April 5, 2013 at 4:09 PM

    and so beautifully back lit too!

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  27. MarleneApril 5, 2013 at 4:13 PM

    Your Mommy is evil!!! (Our Mom is laughing... we will do our best to make sure she never does that to us!)

    9, Chani and Sheamus Popoki

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  28. AnonymousApril 5, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    TJ, what are ya gonna do about "that" Mommy??!! You simply cannot let her get away with such an invasion of your privacy...(that little wiggles at the end is pretty cute tho'...just an observation...)

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  29. Just DuckyApril 5, 2013 at 4:17 PM

    Oh my, we suspect a war is brewing here. Plus you deserve revenge for having your privacy invaded, but at least is wasn't a moovie!

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  30. Mickey's MusingsApril 5, 2013 at 5:06 PM

    WOW!! Just because you critized your Moms taste in clothes?
    Gee, we hope she does not get really ticked! Goodness only knows what she would do then :o
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia,
    Treasure,Tiger,JJ and Julie

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  31. Shaggy and ScoutApril 5, 2013 at 7:06 PM

    Oh Mommy your deviousness knows no bounds.

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  32. A Tonk's TailApril 5, 2013 at 10:02 PM

    DOOD! Look what she did! IN PUBLIC no less! Ohhhhh the SHAME. The SHAME.

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  33. The Adventures of Scarlett and MellyApril 6, 2013 at 9:11 AM

    I completely agree: tie dye is a neutral. I recently had to educate a friend on that very subject.

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  34. UnknownApril 6, 2013 at 7:19 PM

    Hmm. Me thought Tie Dye was what all humans weared - kind of like our fur..my facvorite though has to be Mommy's Cheech and Chong tour Tie Die shirt! Especially when she wears it with her green shorts and rainbow socks!
    Purrfect for the Garden!
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  35. Timmy TomcatApril 7, 2013 at 10:49 AM

    You have to be nice to the lady with the camera! MOL

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  36. Kitties BlueApril 7, 2013 at 3:52 PM

    We kitties were expecting' to see some of your wild outfits. Mom has asked to add her two cents and says that you need to tell the kits that with all the food and litter you have to buy, spending money on high fashion is not an option! Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Lisbeth, Astrid and Calista Josette

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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