Kitties!
Sylvester here.
Yes...here at the Vet's office!
Daddy got his first smartphone last week. Mommy showed him how to dial it--and nothing else. So what did she say when Daddy called her at work and said she was at the vet's office with me? "Take pictures! Just tap the wee camera icon, point and shoot."
Treacherous strumpet.
Can't a guy get the sneezies without getting hauled off to the Palace of Doom?
It's just seasonal allergies, for Cod's sake. And where's all the baseboard? What kind of outfit is this, anyway?
I don't see you; therefore you don't exist.
::door opening::
aiiieeeeeee!!!
Here she is--the Ebil Vet Lady!
You may admire all NINETEEN pounds of me. Pure muscle, ladies.
The "Thing That Shall Remain Unnamed" received my Super-Duper Highly Suspicious (and totally justified) Hairy Eyeball.
The Look of Love.
Thanks Daddy, even though it was a buttock clenchingly terrifying awful hour I know I'll feel better soon. And I'm looking forward to rassling with you twice a day to take my allergy pill. It's gonna be elebenty-six kinds of fun, I just know it.
Happy Caturday!
XX Sylvester XX
Human wrassling is always awesome, Sylvester - it puts the humans in their place.
ReplyDeleteDude, you are one handsome floofy ball of fur
ReplyDeleteWe use Pet Alive Itch Ease for allergies, and it's pretty good!
ReplyDeleteYou look good and relaxed at the evil VET Sylvester!
Oooh... You're in the hell house, with the evil vet. Yikes!
ReplyDeleteEwwie I am clenching both ends now ...no thermometers ...no pills Yuck ... well my mom says not to tell you that as she says sometimes we must endure a few small discomforts to get all better Easy for her to say grin and bare it ...who does she think I am the Cheshire cat hee hee OH I am so aMEWzing Hugs and Purrs From Spotty Dotty Bengal cat at Willows Farm
ReplyDeleteOh no not the thing that shall not be named. You should have swatted it into the corner before the vet person arrived.
ReplyDeleteAdam is learning to rassle with Mom when he gets his allergy pill. Maybe you could give him some pointers Sylvester.
Purrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
Dear cod. How awful to have your most embarassing moments laid bare for all to see! Treacherous, indeed!
ReplyDeleteHey Buddy, didja make her bleed? Cause no vet visit is complete unless someone has to call the blood bank. Srsly.
ReplyDeleteI saw Pasha's comment re: PetAlive.com's Itch Ease...Having used their UTI-Free for Derry since last October (for the cystitis) I'd recommend them if you ever decide to try their products. No guarantees, but worth a shot--uh, pun NOT intended!
ReplyDeleteHmmm... Sounds like there's a real upside to taking this medication!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Vets are not great places but they are useful. Have a great Saturday.
ReplyDeleteDaddy done good, Sylvester, and it sounds like you did, too! WINNING!
ReplyDeleteWe're guessing that the vet added insult to injury by giving you big (uninvited) smoochy kisses too.
ReplyDeleteThe REAL Maple Syrup Mob
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Allergy pills! Will you take them in a pill pocket, maybe? We usually eat anything inside a pill pocket. The peeps say that they are made of cat crack, whatever that is.
ReplyDeleteNothing humbles a daddy quicker than having to give a pill to a kitty every day. Just ask Simba and his daddy. Sylvester, sorry you had to go to the vet but I'm glad it wasn't too bad and your daddy takes care of you. You're lookin' good by the way!
ReplyDeleteAfter what we just went through here, we sure are glad it is just allergies. You are one lucky boy Sylvester. Love the pictures at the vet. Have a good week end.
ReplyDeleteOh no Sylvester not the evil vet and the thermometer in your ********** (unmentionables). We hope that you get your revenge every time you get wrassled to give you your allergy pill.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Oh dear, glad you survived the Palace of Doom and its invasive procedures!
ReplyDeleteha ha - that look on your precious face is too cute to be too mad at dad. But I'm sure you will remember to get even.
ReplyDeleteYou really are one big ole handsome guy! So take those allergy pills and feel better!
ReplyDeletehuggies!
We're glad to hear you just have allergies. Really tough a trip to the vet and that pokey thing in dark places are required for stoopid pills! Be a good boy and don't wrassle your daddy too much over the pills :)
ReplyDeleteDon't yous loves it! Yous (and the peeps) knows its allergies, but could the peoples just goes and get the wrassling pills, Noooooo!
ReplyDeleteTheys gots to takes yous to the evil place!
Me sends yous comforting ear licks
Kisses
Nellie
Sorry to hear you're not feeling well. You should do what theo does when he gets the sneezes. He sits on my chest when I'm lying down, gets as close as he can to my face and let's go with a barrage of sneezes. I'm sure your mom and dad would love that.
ReplyDeleteAw, Sylvester, what a way to spend a day. We're sorry you had to go through that...even seeing the pictures made us cringe a little. We're hope you're feeling better soon.
ReplyDeleteWas this the same v-e-t that daddy brought you home from?
ReplyDeleteDid they remember you?
You looked like you clenched your butt real good, and up against the wall too!
Well, you look very comfortable at that vet's office--my kitties won't even come out of their carriers! They have to dismantle the whole thing to have a look at them.
ReplyDeleteHope you are feeling better, kitty friend!
Sylvester you are so wewwy wewwy bwave! Good luck with the dad fight!!
ReplyDeleteSorry about having to go to the VET. It takes a long time to calm down after such an outing.
ReplyDeletePoor baby-we hope your allergies are better really soon.
ReplyDeleteJada and Scully
Aw, poor kitty! Seasonal allergies stink! We hope you feel better soon! Wrasslin' with daddy should help with that I'm sure! Smack him twice for the thing that can't be named!
ReplyDeleteOh no, not the ebil vet! So sorry you had to go through the ordeal, Sylvester. But the worst is over and you will feel better :-)
ReplyDeleteAt least there aren't any photos of that thermometer violating you! We hope you feel better soon!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you feel better really, really soon Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteYou look pretty chill to us. And happy to hear it's nothing more than allergies. And my what fine mittens you have!
ReplyDeleteYou are looking so fine, Sylvester =)
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear it's something that can be managed.
Can not believe your human had the temerity to photograph your discomfiture at the vet's house of humiliation.
I know you will find a way to even out that bad "karma" =)
holy CAT, allergy pills? Oh yeah, be sure to wrassle good, 'k? EEK!
ReplyDeleteYou is a brave kitty Sylvester! We 'spects you and dad will be having lots of fun with the allergy pills, tee hee!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Yeah, pay him back every time he has to pill you! BTW, how's your Dad feeling?
ReplyDeletePoor kitty. Did your dad give you that old worn-out excuse that it's for your own good? At least it's only allergies, it could be worse. Glad you survived. Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteoh, Sylvester! it's bad enuff to haf to endure that in private - much worse to have your suffering plastered all ova the interwebs. still, we feel for you. get better soon and be sure to hack up a few of those pills in Daddy's house slippers.
ReplyDeleteAnny trip to the V-E-T makes it an awful day!
ReplyDeleteI'm so glad it is just allergies. I had the sneezies but it was an upper respiratory infection. I also got the "alien butt probe". Why can't they make those things work faster?!
ReplyDelete1.) I feel for you
ReplyDelete2.) My dad thought this post was hilarious.
3.) Going to the vet sucks!
OMC dearest Slyvester! I had to go to the evil vet place again this week too. They stole more blood. Now I have to take pills. Can I tuck myself into your manly muscles...all 19 pounds of you *swoon*...all 6 pounds of me.
ReplyDeleteYours loving tuxie princess,
Bennette
Photography talent DEFINITELY runs in your family, your Daddy did an AMAZING job!! KUDOS!!
ReplyDeleteHoping you are feeling better in no time!
xoxoxo
Make sure your Daddy wraps himself in a suit of armour before he pops those pills into your mouth Sylvester! It sounds like he will need to do that considering all that poundage...um , MUSCLE to contend with on you Sylvester! :p
ReplyDeletethe critters in the cottage xo
I hope you are a good kitty taking your pill for your dad! Banjo never is. :(
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
I hope the sneezy episode goes away soon! It is not pleasant!
ReplyDeleteLoved that pic with the "Thing That Shall Remain Unnamed" ;-)
Purrs
Heehee, "treacherous strumpet". Your mom is a character, Sylvester!
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