Tiny J here.
I was snuggling with my
willing humping victim little buddy Scouty in the repurposed litter box (complete with comfy towel) when Mommy spied us.
Scouty started to get a wee tad nervous, but I told him to be cool and give her the old love eyes, which he did--and guess what--it stunned her into submission and she backed off! Who knew he had such powerful peepers?
"Good job, lil' buddy!"
Stick by me, and I'll protect you.
Go ahead, tuck your face into my ample chest furs, and rest. I'll keep watch for Mommy and her grabby meathooks.
Mommy, I'm watching you...back away from the box...further...further...don't make me get up out of this box!
That's far enough.
Sometimes a ManKat has to put his paw down, y'know? We can't let our peeps be running amok--they need structure and discipline!
XX Johnny and Scouty XX