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Thursday, June 27, 2013

Oh My COD!!! The Indignity of it All...

Kitties!


Maui and Johnny here.
Yes, the worst has happened.

The Dreaded Mobile Groomer!*

Words fail us...it's up to you to come up with some snappy captions.
Leave 'em in the comments!


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Happy Thursday!

XX  The Noodie Twins, Maui and Johnny  XX



*Aptly named "You Dirty Dog".

48 comments:

  1. I have no comment on the noood twins but even if I did you wouldn't be able to hear it over That Woman's most unseemly gaffawing.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  2. F: What happened? They were there when I went to sleep!

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  3. I'm not witty enough for a caption contest, but I just about died laughing at these photos!

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  4. Mommy LOVES nekkid kittehz! You look great! It's a purrfect way to stay cool in this torrential heat. Enjoy your new freedom!

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  5. You're just perfect for the hot weather. You sure have the body for it :)

    We luff you any shape, form you are.

    Emma and Buster

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  6. Silence is golden!!!
    nekkid is awesome!!!
    MEOW!!! WOOF!!!!

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  7. You should have warned me the last photo was BLUE!

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  8. You look like you will be most comfortable for the hot weather ahead. Good job! T

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  9. B, This is soooooo embarrassing.

    D, we will get our revenge.

    You all look so cool and nekkid! Our hooman is cackling right now but ignore her.

    Our deepest sympathy,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  10. Speechless.

    Utterly speechless.

    Dudes, is there plenty of money in your therapy funds?

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  11. OMC, we are hiding Ashton's eye so she doesn't see the noodieness. How traumatic!

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  12. Great Googley Moogly! You shaved my Tiny Johnson!! And Maui has been denuded! Oh the cat-anity!
    I.. I can't think of captions.. I have to go lay down before I faint..

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  13. Mommy does this to other kitties for a living (thank Cod for our short furs!) so she thinks Johnny and Maui look really good!
    Us? Well, like we said, THANK COD it's NOT us!

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  14. B: Thank you for turning me into your own personal feline sideshow!

    F: Hey, check out my new act: Self-grooming Semi-naked Contortionist Cat!

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  15. B : Now I deserve treats

    F : Not for the faint hearted

    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  16. Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. Gonna have to get back to you on that caption thing.....

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  17. What? I think you're both absolutely aDORable in your happy snappy summer cuts!

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  18. Holy cod! We're speechless!

    (But we bet you feel a heck of a lot cooler now!)

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  19. geez. put some clothes on.

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  20. We should have gotten a warning before that photo of Johnny grooming, LOL!!

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  21. A. No way on this earth am I turning round!
    B.And
    C. This
    D.Is
    E.Why
    F Not!
    Jane x

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  22. Yikes! You are Nekked! Cover up quick! (M is laughing her head off while I don't see what is so funny about nekked kitties).

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  23. Nekkid cats!!! (the old fashioned way - with clippers) :) Love the puffs on the tails....

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  24. We think you two look darling :) Think how much more comfortable you'll be in this summer heat!

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  25. OMC! TWO nekkid kitties?

    F. Phew! Thank Cod they didn't give me a Brazilian!

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  26. guys...we doez knot haz any commintz cept ta say stay kewl..we noe de temp achurezz like 800 in de shade we ewe live...

    sew iz like yur mom N dad runnin round de houz butt nekkid two....onlee fair just sayin

    ya noe.. next time they mite wanna ask if ewe WANNA shave anda haircut ...ore if ewe wood pree fur rollin in sum mackerull ta keep hy drated....

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  27. I too am speechless. But sorry we did have a chuckle. I bet you are plotting your revenge. Hugs GJ xx

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  28. Ummmmm...ummmmmm...You sure make a cute lion...King of the Jungle? Right? Ummmm, okay for "F" - you checkin' what's still there and what's not? Hee-hee :-P

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  29. B:: Is it on? Is the camera on???

    and yup; That Woman is still laffing but not quite so loudly now. THANK COD none of us haz long furrs. Well, at lease *I* don't. I suppose it would be funny to see someone else all noodie.

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  30. We are auditioning for the Lion King. Deal with it!

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  31. Oh no, you two. That is just awful embarrassment for ya. But guess what, I bet you are cooler and more comfy. You do look really cool. Take care.

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  32. How do you expect me to think of captions when mum won't stop guffawing at F!

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  33. All I can say is OHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYY COD!!!

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  34. Words fail us. That's just not right. Looks like there is nothing to be thankful about for you two this Thursday. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette

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  35. Oh Maui and Johnny, you poor nekkid kitties! We 'spect you two will be coming up with some pawsome revenge on your mom.

    Though we do suppose it is cooler this way. Is it worth it?

    As for captions, mom is not creative at all. Plus the silly bean is laughing too hard. Don't worry, we'll take care of her for that, MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  36. Well you can't say the fur is making me look fat anymore. Mom, put us on a diet.

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  37. "Hey! Anybody seen my winter coat? I could have sworn I had it on me just a few minutes ago!"

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  38. We think the two of you look adorable with your lion cuts. We figure you were traumatized though Johnny until you made sure all your important parts were not clipped off. lol These pictures are all terrific. Hugs and nose kisses

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  39. OMC! Not "the lion cut"... Well, it IS hots where you guys are and the catio seems open to that, so we kinna unnerstand.

    And, BTW, the "B" picture (Johnny?) you actually look pretty good there. If thats not Johnny, we 'pologize; we cant keep you all straight without picture-labels, MOL!

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  40. Shudders.... and then the "privates" OMICOD!!!

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  41. O. M. C. that's all, folks. O. M. C. NOODITTY!!!

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  42. HOLY BIRTHDAY SUITS! *slaps paw over Faraday's eyes*

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!