Kitties!
Sylvester here, in Daddy's office.
Although it may appear that I'm napping, in actuality I'm purrforming important cassette tape Quality Control. (In case you are new to the blog, Daddy sells vintage cassette tapes on eBay.)
It's a complicated process; first, Daddy gets a box and fills it with orders he has to box up and mail out. Then he foolishly places the full box in one of the Cat beds on his desk. This is where *I* come in--I have to squash the tapes and order slips for however long it takes to get Daddy nervous because it's almost time for the mail pick-up.
It requires an exquisite sense of timing to achieve maximum anxiety, yet avoid being bodily removed from the box--but I'm up to the task!
Plus, it helps to be a hefty-sized ManCat...
...I utilize every one of my nineteen pounds to wrinkle the papers just right!
Happy Monday!
XX Sylvester XX
Good job! Sherpa is the Quality Control shipping kitty around here.
ReplyDeleteI say you should get a raise! You should ask for more treats..
ReplyDeleteThat's a tough job. We notice it's also a MANCAT job. No girlcat could get the wrinkles in just the right places.
ReplyDeleteSO do any of you help with the tie dying ?
Hmmm... maybe I should be doing that when I send out my books.
ReplyDeleteGood timing is important! Sounds like you have the system down pat! And how nice that the customers get an extra treat of cat hairs in their packages!!
ReplyDeleteSounds like your just the right cat for the job.
ReplyDeleteDid you see whjat I did there?
Sounds?
Never mind.
Mr Sylvester!!! We hope you get sizeable bonus treats for all the good work you do helping dad!! Yay!!
ReplyDeletep.s. we LOVE nat king cole!! Take care
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Great job at quality control! You're certainly earning some extra scritches and treats with that hard work.
ReplyDeleteWELL SYLVESTER YOUR FURS ARE VALUABLE. YOUR DAD SHOULD CHARGE EXTRA ANYTIME YOUR FURS ARE SENT TO THE BUYERS...
ReplyDeleteHUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
You are doing a great job!
ReplyDeleteWrinkled to perfection!
ReplyDeleteGreat job.
The REAL Maple Syrup Mob
xxxxx
did you know that september 7 is the first 'international cassette store day?' it's a celebration of the all the record stores that still sell cassettes. your dad is so cutting edge...
ReplyDeleteWhat WOULD our hoomins do without us to help them get things done??
ReplyDeleteDo you get paid for this? We hope so--that's hard work!
ReplyDeleteGood job!!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a very good paper wrinkler Sylvester. There are not many kitties who could do such a good job.
ReplyDeletedood...ya noe what thoze tapes iz all sew grate for bee sides yur listenin enjoy mint....
ReplyDeletemeasurin stuff....
like bust de plasstik off one then hold de cassette....ask sum bodee like rupert ta grab de other end N walk round de houz with it...then ewe haza TROO measure mint how big de room iz, plus it doez knot haz all thoze wacked out numbers on it like 1/8
like what de ba jezuz iza 1/8 any way....
Quality control: It's not fur sissies. Great work!
ReplyDeleteLOL! You are doing great job, Sylvester! I think some kitty fur and kitty shaped wrinkle will be a great bonus for buyers :-)
ReplyDeleteSylvester, keep up the good work. I hope you're well paid for all you do helping dad with his eBay business.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like you do an excellent job for your daddy too. I'm sure he really appreciates your help. I think you need a raise.
ReplyDeleteOh Sylvester, that is such an important job and we can see that you do an excellent job of it too. Well squished tapes is so important. Take good care.
ReplyDeleteWe think you should get extra treats for helping out since one was an international order too!
ReplyDeleteI sure hope you're charging extra for your sprinklings of fur!
ReplyDelete; ) Katie
OMC! Katie said what we were gonna say! Yeah...you gotta charge extra for your furs.
ReplyDeleteExcellent, Sylvester!
ReplyDeleteThose recipients don't know how lucky they are. And if there's a stray cat hair here & there, all the better!
Bravo Sylvester! You did a great job making sure Daddy isn't pressed for time!
ReplyDeleteWhy Sylvester! Those papers are wrinkled just PURRFECTLY! And we are sure the recipients will enjoy the extra scents these items will bring into their lives ;-)
ReplyDeletePurrfection Sylvester! Keep up the god work, MOL!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
Super job sweet Sylvester. We think you are jut the mancat to come over and help Patches get the ripples out of Mumsy's new rug. Hugs and nose kisses
ReplyDeleteDang! Look at you workin'! My cats just lay on their poo-poos all day! I'm impressed with your work ethic.
ReplyDeleteThere seems to be a lot of 'helpful' kitties out in blogland today. LOL!
ReplyDeletexo Catherine
It can not be said to many times =
ReplyDeleteWHAT should the humans do without us ??!!
Nat King Cole! My Mum and my Granddad LOOOOVED him!!
ReplyDeleteOMC!!! Sylvester you could like totally FRAME those packages as ART!!! KITTY BODY PRESS ART!!! YES!
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