Tiny Nekkid Johnson here.
Mommy put me up on this scratchy post. Since I do NOT do heights (I'm near-sighted and refuse to wear spectacles) I was unhappy about it and gave Mommy a Stern Look.
But she ignored my Look (cheeky wench) and said I needed to pose for all of you to show off my summertime shave, so I Struck a Pose that highlights the contrast between my regular neck ruffles and smoothly-shaven hide.
Then I jumped down where I belong, with all four on the floor.
In case you are wondering, my skin is colored just like my furs! Striped, brown, black, and pink underneath the white parts. Mommy says my type of markings are called "piebald". I don't know how I should feel about that...
Anyhoo, now that I'm all set for the HOTS in my cool (and verreh comfortable) new fur-do you can see I'm actually not a fat cat, it really was all floof! I have a nice trim waist and rippling shoulder muscles.
Embarrassingly, Mommy says my manly meaty thighs are "cute", and she constantly fondles them.
What a pervert.
XX Johnny XX