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Thursday, August 15, 2013

Our Sickly Boy.

Kiddies!


Tidy Jodson here.

You can'd ged away wid anythig around here; a few sneedzes and koffs and you end ub ad the ebil bed's obbice...
...drying to hide.

Unsudgsessfully.

Mommy, led's go home.  I'm nod really thad sick.

I don't mind habing red eyes and a stuffy nodse.
Truly.

Whad's thad? 
Ubber resbitory infecdion?
 Andibiodics? 
 Pills?!?!

Rads.

Kiddies, id was nod a good day.  I was stubbed in my carrier, dransporded across down, bioladed under my dail, and weighed.  (nineteen powds pounds!--ed)  When we god home Mommy shobbed a pill down my throad, and she says there are more on the way.  

*sigh*

I had to ead a big meal and play sdring a liddle to forged the terrible awbilness.

I sang the blues in the car...


I hobe I feel bedder sood.

Habby Dursday!

XX  Jod  XX

57 comments:

  1. Poor boy. It's probably because you lost your furs!

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  2. Poor Johnny! I hope you feel better soon! Also, your Warrior Song is very impressive and drew Scarlett right over to the speakers.

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  3. Oh NOSE!!! Johnny we are so sorry you gots a cold. We sure hope the mom wraps up those pills in some tasty tuna or something. I mean, it's the least she can do right?

    Feel better, Jod.
    ; ) Katie

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  4. Oh DJ, wer mean TJ, we hope you are better soon! ANd just trust that there's no way Mommy would take you to the vet if it weren't necessary - afterall, there's always the risk of coming home with #14.

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  5. Oh DJ, wer mean TJ, we hope you are better soon! ANd just trust that there's no way Mommy would take you to the vet if it weren't necessary - afterall, there's always the risk of coming home with #14.

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  6. oh johnson nice to hear your voice darling. we hope you feel better soon.

    emma and buster

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  7. Poor baby! We hope you are feeling better soon. Summer colds are miserable :(

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  8. Sing it Tiny, sing it. We hate that you are sick. Hope you are feeling better ASAP!

    Pee Ess - tell Mommy that stroking The Johnson always makes it better. MOL!

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  9. Poor Mr. Johnson - we're so sorry you're feeling the sickies -

    Mummy had to go to the ebil Dr. on Monday and she got stuck in the hopsittal! We only had The Shepherd to feed us and he is kind of stingy...(we thought we might starve to death!) But she's home now and feeling bad about leaving us for overnight so we've gotten lots of extra llubbin and stinky goodness today...ha, ha - we sure have her trained right, doncha think?

    You get better real soon now, you hear! XOX Gracie, George & Bella

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  10. That Woman is just TAUNTING you, isn't she? You were being such a good, quiet Boy and then she started in on you like some kind of twisted wailing maniac!

    I hope u feel bedder tomorrow, Jod-Boy.

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  11. Oh Darling Johnny Boy tell that screech of a woman to leave you the hello kitty alone when you is all sick & decreptiuded. For Cod's sake, if you haz a sore throat she wuz only makin it worser... sheesh!

    I hope for your sake you get lots of rest and I also hope when she's sleepin you totally creep up near her head and face when you work up a big ole sneeze. THAT'LL fix her!

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'houligan

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  12. Oh you poor little tiny miny itsy bitsy boy!!!!! We hope you feel better soon!

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  13. You poor baby, hope the pills make you feel better. Lots of hugs.

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  14. You need some chicken soup! Or maybe just some chicken...

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  15. Johnny, I get the feeling you did not believe your human when she said they were going to make you feel better! But I DO hope you feel better soon!

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  16. Poor poor Tiny Johnson! I hope you feel better quick!!!

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  17. Did you catch a cold because you stood in a cold breeze with no furs? We hope you feel better soon, Johnny!

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  18. Oh you boor boor dhing. We hobe you feel much bedder afder soon.

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  19. JOHNNY WE ARE SO SORRY YOU ARE FEELING LESS THAN PURRFECT...BABY MUST HAVE HAD SOMETHING NASTY ON HER FURS WHEN YOU TRIED TO EAT HER.
    BIG GUY I THINK I KNOW THAT SONG YOU ARE SINGING.

    MOM JUST CAUGHT UP WITH SHADOW TOO!!!
    GOOD TO SEE HER WAY UP AND ABOUT
    HUGS MADI AND MOM

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  20. You could record that song,we all understood the words,but perhaps leave out some of the bad words if you record it ,OK?
    The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx

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  21. I hope you feel better real soon but before you do, you should get your face real close to your mom's face and sneeze. She'll love that.

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  22. Awww, poor sweetie, we hope you feel better soon.

    What about those Lysine treats that Vetri-Science (and we think PetNaturals of Vermont) makes? We get two a day each (125mg each) and they do seem to have lessened our occasional kitty colds and runny eyes (especially in winter).

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  23. Bless your heart! You take those pills and get better really quick!

    Luf, Us

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  24. Oh No! Poor guy. You sound all stuffed up. Me too. Mine are allergies, but I feel your pain cuz they started really early this year and I'm a sneezing and coughing too.

    I have to take evil pills too, but they make me feel better. They will make you feel better too. Good well soon and then take revenge on Mommy for the trip to the evil place.

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  25. We are hoping you feel all better real soon. Yoko has not had an xray but that will be our next step if this does not clear up. She did show bacteria, crystals and sediment in her urine so it is an infection there. Thank you for your concern.

    cats of wildcat woods

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  26. Oh Johnny! How awbfu... awful. I sing going to the V and you did a fine job of it. We like the liquid medicine around here as pills are spit with great accuracy under anything Dad cannot reach under.

    Purr you did not get (whispers: a diet)

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  27. Oh No Johnson, not the sickies. Yuck. Hope the medicine works and it doesn't go through everyone in the house but we know the mom is ready with the pills. Feel better Johnson.

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  28. Oh nose! I hope you are feeling better soon and that the mom gives you lots and lots of treats to help you feel better.. maybe something in the real live dead shrimp category? or are you more of a real live dead cow kind of kitty?

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  29. I feel for you man!!! - I was at the vets myself last week. I needed all my shots and then got drops for my gungy eye - I don't like eye drops.

    Hope you get to feeling better soon.

    Purrs for your recovery,
    Genghis

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  30. Oh poor Johnny! We hope you feel better soon! We got all worked up with your warrior song too.

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  31. dood...if ewe had knot hada shave N hair cuts bak in jan ewe wary when itz onlee 578 ther in de shade, ya woodna haza cold now when its 1530 in de shade....sendin de blessings o st francis yur way long with sum trout oil.....

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  32. Sending purrs to Tiny Johnson, hoping he will be feeling better soon!!!

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  33. Hope you feel better soon Johnny !
    (((purrs)))

    P.S My mom-person is happy , because the T-shirts came yesterday :)

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  34. Oh Johnny! Sending you our biggest purrs and prayers for you to feel better ASAP! We love you Johnny!

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  35. Purrs and hugs to you my friend.

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  36. That'll teach them to cut all your furs off!!! Oh and you sing the exact same song I do. It must mean we're brothers or something!! ;)

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  37. Oh dear Johnny! We're purring for ya and coincidentally have a post today about respiratory issues.

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  38. Aw, poor Johnny! We sure hope you're feeling better soon...so we can understand you better! ;)

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  39. Oh no! Sorry you're feeling sickly but that's no excuse to make you suffer even more. Sending healing purrz.

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  40. Oh poor Johnny, we hopes you is feeling better furry soon!

    The ebil v e t AND pills??? Today sucked for you!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  41. Oh, no sweet Johnny we are so sorry you are not feeling so well and had to go see the vet...fuss on sweet boy, we would fuss too. We hope you do take your pills and get all better very soon though. Saying prayers for you and leaving you lots of hugs and nose kisses

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  42. Poor little man! Feel better soon.

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  43. Oh Tidy, we hobe your pills helb you feel bedder soon. And your mommy was mean to you inna carrier, magking you sing like thad!!

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  44. That's exactly what it sounds like in our car on the way to the vet. On the way home we never make a peep. Feel better soon Johnny. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Misty may, Mauricio, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  45. Tiny! this is terribul news! and yet I thoroughly enjoyed your re-telling of this sad tale. the Mighty Warrior song brought a tear to my wittle eye. How you has suffered.
    Good lucks and a head bonk to you!
    p.s. - if you is still snotty, be sure to sneeze in someone's shoes.

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  46. Oh sweet Johnny! I didn't know darling boy. I am so sorry you had to go to de ebil bed! Oh please please feel better soon. xoxoxox and all kinds of snuggles. How in the world did you GET that infection?

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  47. OH DO! uh, we meant oh NO! We sure hope you get loads of comforting cuddles after such trauma - and uh, pills and stuff...

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!