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Tuesday, August 13, 2013

Triple TEE!

Kitties!


Salem here, and I think Mommy has the title to this post all wrong. It takes way more than three TEEs to describe me!
Allow me to demonstrate:
Tummy

(Kitty) Titties

Tailio

Tushy

WHAT!?!
For Cod's sake, Mommy.

Getting back to business:

Tongue

Teeny Tiny Toes

Titanic Tuxedo!

Mommy, I saw you sneak that adjective in there.  And you wonder why I complain bitterly when you pick me up and nibble my neck...if it wasn't for the whole warm-wet-washcloth booty cleansing service I'd fire you.  That, and the furminating.  And the eye booger removal...and oh, the heck with it.  You can stay.  But I'm putting you on notice!


Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  XX

42 comments:

  1. Salem, you need to keep your human and her adjectives in line!

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  2. I think you are just something special Salem

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  3. I love you, my gorgeous Tuxilicious glamour girl. Hubba hubba. Nuthin' wrong with Titanic! Your Mommy is mean, though--she was even mean and insulting to ME--can you IMAGINE such a thing?? XOXOXOXO from Spitty the no-longer svelte. Pfft.

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  4. Those descriptions fit you to a T. :-)

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  5. salem, on that first picture you kind of look a little skunkish :) but all together very hugable!!!

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  6. What is it about those Tubby Tuxies??? Miss Jack is all a flutter over you; you gorgeous stately Mancat!

    xoxo
    That Woman
    **who is still waiting for emailed photos of that quilt with at least half the herd on it!**
    *cough*

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  7. All of those T's and on top of brown paper!

    Almost more than we can take!

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  8. Oh Salem what a handsome boy you are and what a good Mummy you have. Hugs kitties.

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  9. Oh you're just full of terrific T-ness! Can I tussle your tummy furs?

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  10. Our mummy says if you're needing a new home, she'd very, VERY gladly take you in!

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  11. Ashton is glad to hear that titanic is not a word that goes with tabby, because... uh-oh. We hear some adjective objections coming on.

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  12. and you look T-totally T-riffic, Salem!!

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  13. So many T's! Well done, Salem.

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  14. i think your tummy is worth a half dozen t's by itself. (did i say that out loud?)

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  15. LOve the last picture, always look forward to each day just to read your posts.
    Briony
    x

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  16. Tyrannosaurus Rex-sized! Nah, not you. You're gorgeous!

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  17. There is no such thing as a Titanic Tabby, is there? Because oh man I'm in trouble if so.

    I hope you got some extra Furminating for that slur against your girth!
    -Fui.

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  18. and...how about Tantalizing Thighs. They are almost impossible to keep from squeezing!

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  19. That is an awful lot of T-rific.. :)

    And don't forget the food delivery and the poop scooping..

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  20. Love this post.
    I had to visit you after nearly snorting my coffee out my nose at your comment on Cat Wisdom 101.

    Wishing you a Terrific day.

    Maggie

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  21. Salem, I'm speechless! Any chance you could send some girth to Sissy?

    You'd better be nice to your mommy. It sounds like she's a faithful servant ;)

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  22. You are quite silly Salem!

    Meow is eagerly awaiting Blogpaws next year so she can come visit all of you!

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  23. Salem, I can't believe you brought Spitty to that declaration.

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  24. Salem, sometimes humans are inTolerable!

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  25. Happy Tuxie Tuesday to you Salem....MOL at mom nibbling your neck...I bet she needs hair ball meds afterwards.
    Hugs Madi your BFFF

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  26. Salem, you are definitely perfecT!

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  27. Phew! Mummy didn't say Tatty!
    Jane x

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  28. Your mommy forgot tantalising.

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  29. You gots all the TEEs covered, Salem!

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  30. Salem, you are one substantial kitty and those are a whole lot of Tees. All you needed was one of your dad's tie-dyed t-shirts. All those things for which you are keeping your mom around, we hate! Looks like you really enjoyed that nice crinkly paper. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  31. Salem--such a 'big bonded kitty' you are. I love the poses you showed us--and all your t's are crossed :)

    Noir

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  32. Oh dear Salem are four boys are mesmerized by your feminine wiles!

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  33. Sweet Salem you are just loaded with amazing tees you are!! Hugs and nose kisses

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  34. Yeah, we keep the Dad around too. She does need a bit of work on the math though
    Timmy

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  35. Well you know what they say, Salem, an adjective a day keeps the momma in sway!!

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  36. Why Salem, that is why you hired Mummy in the first place...right...you are privileged My Lady...totally...purrrs, Savannah

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  37. Oh I just want to squincha squincha that cute belly!!!!
    xo Catherine

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  38. oh,we luvs "Titanic." Yes. that is just teh word. Buuuuuut, is it my imaginations or did you all forget a few T's? Yes, I think you left out some obvious ones...let's see, a few that pop to my mind are:
    Tremendous Thunder Thighs
    Totally Terrifying Tail Thwacks
    and last but not least:

    Tonnage.

    You're welcome!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!