May Ling here.
Mommy is working unCodly hours the next ten days--so as soon as she got home I preemptively plonked her
fat arse shapely bottom down on the indoor trainer bike for an invigorating spin, and then stretched her out on the Cushy Green Mat in the vain hope that a little exercise might help exhaust her Chihuahua-like OCD tendencies and she wouldn't run around like a crazypants nut job trying to do housework, laundry, et cetera.
I felt she needed a little encouragement with the Cat-Cow pose:
You know what's funny? I snuck up underneath Mommy (her eyes were closed) and when she arched like a Cat she stuck her nose in my nethers!
XX May Ling XX