Yo-Ho-Ho and a Barrel o'nip!
We sailed the Catio high and low, looking for treasure.
I, Maui, led the search.
Me eyepatch is on crook'd.
Even fierce Pirates need help sometimes...
Do I look like a Rapscallion of the Seven Seas?
The Serving Wench liberally salted the decks with tasty hardtack treats and we swabbed 'em clean with our tongues. Biggify the photo iffin you dare!
XX Maneatin' Maui XX