Setting Sail

Me-argh, Mateys!

'Tis Rupert Rapscallion here.

I be sailin' the treacherous waters of the Crocheters Ocean in that most seaworthy of vessels, the Lap O'Mommy.

Oh no...it's Cap'n Hook...and there be sharks in these waters!

Will I have to abandon ship?

NO!

This pirate t'will battle to the death!

*scuffle*swagger*sword fight*

*whew*

Pirating be arduous work!

Happy Monday, Mateys!

XX  Rupert Rapscallion  XX

Wardrobe Malfuction--Seafaring Edition

ME-ARG, Mateys! 

This be the day to MEOW LIKE A PIRATE!

Felix the Fearless here, searching this treasure chest for treats booty.

Shiver me timbers--there's Catio Chips in this chest.  Maybe the map will lead to more?

Yes, the map shows the way...time to set a course across the vast uncharted tile into the Land o'Plenty!

Um.

After I fix my eye patch.

Can't go marauding without my disguise...

Well, BLAST.

Maybe I can score some golden goodies from the serving wench, instead!

Happy Sailing Saturday!

XX  Fearless Felix  XX

Me-argh Like a Pirate!

Kitties!

Cap'n Fearsome Fang here, and I have but one thing to say:

ME-arrrrrrrgh!

Me'thinks I'll keep the scoopin' and swillin' wench, she done a mite fine job of piratifyin' me!

Happy Fearsome Friday!

XX  Seaworthy Scouty  XX

The Scurvy Wench Does Good.

Kitties!

It's here:

Yo-Ho-Ho and a Barrel o'nip!

We sailed the Catio high and low, looking for treasure.

I, Maui, led the search. 

MEARRRRRGH!!!!

Me eyepatch is on crook'd.

Even fierce Pirates need help sometimes...

There.

Do I look like a Rapscallion of the Seven Seas?

The Serving Wench liberally salted the decks with tasty hardtack treats and we swabbed 'em clean with our tongues.  Biggify the photo iffin you dare!

Happy Thursday!

XX  Maneatin' Maui  XX

AVAST!!! She FORGOT!!!

Mateys!!

Cap'n Crustybum John here, with some shivver me timber news:

The feedin' wench done went and clean forgot that today twas a special day, that bein' MEOW LIKE A PIRATE DAY!

Mearrrrgh!

How embarrasin', like.

It's enough to send a swabbie like meself down to the depths of the warm Bed Sea, mayhaps to find some buried treasure!

And it's the plank for the wench when I return...

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Cap'n Crusty  XX

Ahoy Mateys! All Hands on Deck!!

Avast Ye Kitlens!

The Feeding Wench be a lazy landlubber an' deserted her duties--AGAIN! 

The truth be that she set sail with Cap'n Morgan...an' left us high n'dry for Meow Like a Pirate Day!

I am NOT drinking rum, you scurvy knaves!

Be silent, wench, afore we keelhaul your hide!

Thanks be to Cod that Cap'n Puddy sent us this bonny graphic to display...

...or it woul' be the Cat o'thirteen tails for her!

MEAAAARRRRRGH!

Merry Monday, Mates!

XX  The Crew, HMS Tuna  XX