The light! The awful bright light!
Mommy, why in Cod's name are you up, noisily blundering about at two-fifteen in the morning, disturbing my twenty hours of beauty sleep?
What's that--you have to be at work by 0300 because you're splitting a grave shift?
Although the irony of this being the last day shift you'll be covering and having to get up extra early to work it is very pleasing.
XX KonaKitty XX