Felix here, and no, we did NOT receive a shipment of Fierce Mythical Warrior Women. Rather, Daddy got a package from Amazon, and we got the box and the packing paper!
I got right on Box Inspection Duties.
Hey! I was here first!
Maybe if I hide my face she won't see me?
My clever invisibility plan = FAIL.
I left in high dudgeon.
Salem: Such language! Simply shocking.
XX Felix (and Salem) XX