The Baby here.
I was hanging out in Daddy's office--in MY box with the brand-new brown binky*--when suddenly, I needed some Heavy Petting!
What to do?
*scritchetty scritch scritch scritch*
*bonus crusty eye cleaning*
*purr purr purr meh bitey bite bite bite*
Daddy may be crazypants, but he's got magic thumbs...they're tasty, too.
XX (Formerly) Filthy Dirty Whitey XX
*what better color to fur up than BROWN? Talk about contrast...