Miss May Ling here.
The weather here has been spectacular, so there are many many many opportunities to
incapacitate sit on Mommy's lap while she has her afternoon coffee.
Although, sometimes the entire Lap-Sitting Experience is somewhat, um, lacking in all the things a discriminating TortieMeezer requires, however, a gentle application of my front claws (piercing tattoo needles--ed.) quite speedily rectifies the ommision...
...ah yes...that's more like it.
A good scruff-scritch saves the situation and redeems Mommy.
Life is Good.
XX May Ling XX