Nekkid Tiny Johnson here.
I was on the pillow on the cat bed on the sofa washing my tail pouf when Mommy started giggling, and wouldn't you know it, she whipped out her phone and took pictures of me!
I acted all casual and started in on my paw...
...and segued into the Blinding White Tummy Maneuver!
Which didn't work.
She's a persistent peep, our Mommy.
Leaving me with no choice but to lick my bottom, noisily.
Mommy was sorta grossed out by the gusto with which I approached my task, took one last shot, and left.
There's a lesson to be learned here, kitties.
XX Clever Johnny XX