Tiny J here.
I'm all curled up in a tidy ball and do you know why?
Because my bitey sister Grayce is on the sofa with me!
She bears watching.
Especially since my thick protective pelt is gone--Grayce could sink her fangs into my sensitive, shaven hiney any minute, for no reason whatsoever!
Reasons? Who needs reasons? That's right--I bite for fun!
TJ better sleep with one eye open...
XX Johnny and Grayce XX