Kitties!
Sweet Pea here.
Do you see what's behind me? A Pineapple! And I'm here today with a public service announcement: these things can not be trusted.
Ever.
The bread, the bananas, and the casaba melon up here with me are all copacetic comestibles...but Pineapples? They are some Bad Customers. The prickliest, spiniest, and most likely to be used as a blunt object fruit of 'em all!
I mean, just look at how it's leaning towards me in a menacing manner as I innocently clean my paw!
It needs a Lesson, doesn't it?
Check out what I do to obstreperous bromeliads:
or click HERE
Yes, I know, there's not really a lot of footage featuring me actually killing the Pineapple but you can blame that omission on the cinematographer and her grabby butt-spanking hands.
Rest assured that I vanquished my foe:
SCORE:
Sweet Pea = 1
Pineapple = 0
Happy Caturday!
XX Sweet Pea XX
I'm glad you showed that pineapple who is BOSS
ReplyDeleteSometimes pineapples need to be taught a lesson.
ReplyDeleteWe are most impressed. You gave that spiky thing a good chinny mark (warning - do not try that with hedgehogs). And you got a butt whapping too - this is a most actin packed move clip.
ReplyDeleteAnd we want to thank you for the card - Äiti was in paroxysms of delight at it. We sniffed it thoroughly and Mirsku, well, he went wibbly. So we thank you kindly.
Way to go!
ReplyDeleteThis is one marriage not made in kitty heaven and there's two! Sweet Pea you are so brave!
ReplyDeleteWell, if you need something to scratchity scratch on, that thing is probably a good choice! Loving your tail puff! So cute!
ReplyDeleteYou won!!! Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteLooks like you brought that dangerous pineapple to its knees Sweet Pea. We loved your expert tail swooshing, well done.
ReplyDeletePurrs,
Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew
That pineapple really needed to be taught a lesson!
ReplyDeleteIf you don't mind, I wanna be Pineapple !!!
ReplyDeleteOOPS ! ( turn left & right ) is Miss Salem around ???
xoxo
Ps : Miss Salem, I go to jail for 3 weeks. Start from Next Sunday. I will miss you & the crew badly
love that lovely lion's tail. srsly.
ReplyDeleteThat was a mighty fine victory!!!
ReplyDeleteOh Sweet Pea, great job knocking that pineapple right down on the counter. Well done. We love your name. We had a favorite donkey many many years ago whose name was Sweet Pea. Have a great day.
ReplyDeleteWe think that pineapple knows you're the boss now.
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Well those with camera need a bit of a meowing too.
ReplyDeleteGreat work Pea
Good job Sweet Pea! Keep that prickly p-apple down
ReplyDeleteYou are boss of the counters
Hugs
Madi your bfff
Good work there, Sweet Pea! it is well known that pineapples cannot be trusted. Good on you for keeping your house safe :) Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeletePip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie
That's my gal, Sweet Pea! Kicking *ss and taking names...you are some fierce cat!
ReplyDeleteYou got a spanking and deaded a pineapple - good job Sweet Pea!
ReplyDeleteNow that you deaded it, it's time to enjoy the fruit of your labor because pineapples are darn tasty...
ReplyDeleteWell done! Another spiny dragon slain!
ReplyDeleteYou showed that pineapple who was boss Miss Pea. Momma laughed at the video when your head human patted you on the rump, she does that to Ping because he sings up a storm when she does.
ReplyDeleteGood chin scratcher! Don't let it drop on your toesies, though :(
ReplyDeleteWell, I give you credit for trying anyway It doesn't look very good to eat tho.
ReplyDelete:) If only we could find a way to send you a whole durian. Heehee.
ReplyDeleteWe are impressed with your bravery in being so forthright in approaching and taking that nasty piece of fruit down.
ReplyDeletePaws up on the pineapple-vanquishing action!
ReplyDeleteOh thank you for the paws up! We had no idea! And in the end, of course, the feline was victorious.
ReplyDeleteWell done sweetest Sweet Pea. You showed that pineapple not to mess with you. I like a good butt whapping too!
ReplyDeleteVICTORY IS YOURS!!! That thing and its minions will never bother you again.
ReplyDeleteWell done Sweet Pea. I have to take those pesky bromies down on a regular basis!!
ReplyDeleteWe don't know Sweet Pea...kinda looked like you were trying to nom it.
ReplyDeleteWe bet you got some good furs all over that nasty pineapple, Sweet Pea. Good job.
ReplyDeleteGreat PSA, Sweet Pea!
ReplyDeleteYou da cat, Sweet Pea! I knew you when. Maybe you can come take care of that cacti that’s taking up space in my window.
ReplyDeleteCats always are able to vanquish inanimate objects, but that one certainly was able to give as good as it got. Good job winning the battle, Sweet Pea. XO, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteGood for Yous! Purrsonally, mes would LOVES to has seen yous kill the Melon on the floor!
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
YAY !
ReplyDeleteYou told that Pineapple good who's THE BOSS :)
XOXO
I know a woman who had a cat who used to love rubbing his face all over her cactus plants..
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