Sweet Pea here.
Do you see what's behind me? A Pineapple! And I'm here today with a public service announcement: these things can not be trusted.
The bread, the bananas, and the casaba melon up here with me are all copacetic comestibles...but Pineapples? They are some Bad Customers. The prickliest, spiniest, and most likely to be used as a blunt object fruit of 'em all!
I mean, just look at how it's leaning towards me in a menacing manner as I innocently clean my paw!
It needs a Lesson, doesn't it?
Check out what I do to obstreperous bromeliads:
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Yes, I know, there's not really a lot of footage featuring me actually killing the Pineapple but you can blame that omission on the cinematographer and her grabby butt-spanking hands.
Rest assured that I vanquished my foe:
Sweet Pea = 1
Pineapple = 0
XX Sweet Pea XX