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Saturday, December 13, 2014

Caturday Chundering



Kitties!

Johnny here.
Mommy gave me this great new box and said I was lucky to get it...because two nights this week I've woken her up emitting the dreaded Upchuck Gurgle and for some reason interrupted sleep doesn't thrill her.  I'll tell you what doesn't thrill me: being rudely rousted out of my cozy spot right next to Mommy's pillow when I'm just about to yak!  Really, who wants to barf on an impermeable tile floor?  Where's the challenge, the artistry, in that?

Mommy is a heathen.


Happy Caturday!

XX  Hairball Hurlin' TJ  XX

24 comments:

  1. We prefer yakking on the bed or rug, too. So much more civilized.
    MOL!

    Happy Caturday kittehz.
    >>Smooches<<

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  2. The Farm cats make an extra effort to hauck on the only carpeted areas in the yurt

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  3. Binga and Boodie like the carpeted hallway. They know if they try it on the bed, they are going to be rudely interrupted.

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  4. This is most disrespectful: you need concentration for the perfect yak. And for that a comfortable environment is paramount. Pöh. However the box looks great.

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  5. The mom thinks she is very lucky that not one of us yaks on the bed. She is not so thrilled with sudden presents when we are taken short. But we think a mom should get presents sometimes. But THAT box is a beauty.

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  6. Well, at least da box are a consolashun prize for not gettin to yak on da bed.

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  7. We'll never understand why they don't appreciate creative yaks!

    The Florida Furkids

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  8. She has absolutely no respect for your arty yak ! We like to do it under the double bed, in the middle : it's a lot of fun to see the human trying to crawl under the bed or putting the blankets and the mattress away to reach our piece of art ! Angel Isis did it once on Mum's (open) paper diary : a master piece ! Purrs

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  9. Tell her Yakety yak, don't talk back!

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  10. Several of us like to yak on the bed and best of all, way under something that the old lady has a time getting to, to clean it up. Glad you ended up with a great box. Have a great day.

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  11. When a mancat has to Upchuck Gurgle, a mancat has to Upchuck Gurgle! Purrfect sized box!

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  12. Étouffée gotta learn to become a quieter upchucker so your mom doesn't have warning what you're about to do.

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  13. We agree with D MA above. ...you must become a Stealth Upchucker.

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  14. Hey Johnny Boo did that yakkity yak thing at 6am the other morning all over Mom's off white carpet in the bedroom. Hehehehehe

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  15. Doesn't she know the rule that upchuck must go on something soft? Never yak on a tile floor!

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  16. I like to do my yakking in the bedroom doorway, right in the path of unsuspecting feet on their way to the bathroom.

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  17. Humans don't like having their sleep interrupted.

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  18. Sheesh, she has no right to toss you off the bed. Maybe you should hork a hairball before she gets into bed...that would show her MOL

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  19. We hafta agree with that. A yak is no good if it doesn't make a really big mess.

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  20. So sorry you have been hacking things up this week :( Love your new box though, it is a great fit!

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  21. *sigh* TJ we figure MOST humans are heathens.

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  22. Well Johnny, we are glad Mommy was decent enough to make up for this by giving you this great box!

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  23. It's a really nice box! And we know all about the unflattering way Moms react to yak attack signs. Mine keeps a towel on the bed always to put under me when it's starting. I find it rather insulting and try to avoid it but she keeps moving it too. Ah well.

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  24. We understand your complaint, Johnny. We hate getting interrupted mid upchuck. So rude!!!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!