Caturday Camera Avoidance

Kitties!

The Baby here.

Mommy accompanied me on my Daily Stroll--which means photos.

Damn and blast!

You think a Cat could sharpen her claws in privacy...but nooooooooo.

So I made sure to spend a lot of time sitting doing nothing to drive her crazy...

...and when I did move she wasn't ready.

heh.

It was pretty awesome, she didn't get one good picture of me in action.

Or of my face.

Or a close up!

Score:

Bibbers = 1

Mommy = 0

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Baby  XX

Caturday Concealment: FAIL

Kitties!  

Sweet Pea here.

Apparently, in yesterday's post, I wasn't *quite* as hidden as I thought I was:

or click HERE

The Devil's in the details, so they say...

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Feetsies  XX

In Which Mommy is Flipped Off

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

Mommy, I KNOW you're there...I'm IGNORING you.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

She's At It Again

Kitties!

The Baby here.

**click**

Blast you, foul woman!

I was napping peacefully.

Now I'll have to go someplace else for some privacy.

Like the laundry room, perhaps...way up top on the upper shelf where I've made a cozy nest on the tablecloths that you'll never know about.

So there!

*pbthbbbbbbbbbt*

Happy Monday!

XX  Grizzler  XX

The Bone Thief

Kitties!

All was not wine and roses toys and beddies in the parcel from Finland.

There was this horribly nefarious item as well--a Kitchen Towel.

As you can see, our nekkid pal Seppo put up a valiant battle to prevent it from being sent across the ocean to PURRsecute us!

Mommy thought the best way to show off the instrument of torture would be to drape it on us like a little saddle.

You can imagine *just* how well this hair-brained idea worked out:

Rupert lost his head...

May Ling Lost her bones...

and poor John almost lost the will to live.

At least MOMMY had fun.

pöh.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Rupert, May Ling, and Johnny  XX

Disgruntled

Kitties!

Felix here.

 This is most decidedly NOT a selfie:

What self-respecting Cat would push the button with this damn thing on their head?

I made Mommy do it.

You know, I'm a Good Sport and I'll model almost anything (as Ornj Copper, my alter-ego), but I draw the line at being Trump'd!  Especially with fur from The Baby...

Happy Sunday!

XX  (Not) Ornj Copper  XX

There's more links to selfies at The Cat on my Head!

Not Again...

Kitties!

Rupert's Toes here.

NEWS FLASH:  The Mommy has an Unhealthy Obsession with us. 

Every chance she gets she fiddles with and fondles us!

Pads, paws, claws, nothing is sacred.

Drives us bananas.

Rupert:  Tell me about it--Mommy is so toe-centric that she can't even focus on what's truly important; my handsome mug!

That's better.

Now, get busy and pet this end for once--I have a little itch right behind my ear.

Thank You.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Rupert (and His Toes)  XX

Mean Mean Mommy Monday

Kitties!  

The Baby here, and I'm elebenty kinds of Hissed Off at Mommy.

Apparently she objects to me helping myself to Teh Butterz, and, in a fit of dastardly thinking, rubber-banded the dish together!

With TWO rubber bands.  (She knows *just* how clever I am.)

This is not fair, kitties, not fair at all.  I only want half the stick a taste to make sure it's safe for the peeps' toast.  The little dab I get on Mommy's finger in the morning cannot possibly be anything close to a representative sample! 

 Terrible things could happen.

However.  I am determined.

Compare this photo with the next one:

See how far I slid the lid?

I struck fatty gold!

Told ya I was clever.

But not clever enough to not let Mommy see what I was doing...Teh Butterz now resides in a cupboard I can't open.

Yet.

Happy Monday!

XX  Butterz Baby  XX

Kitchen Inspector

Kitties!

Maui here.

Mommy was doing kitcheny-type stuff so I was duty bound* to perform Quality Control checks.

Hmmmm, this whole grain mix requires further analysis...

Mommy: Maui!  Get outta there!

Curses! 

Cat Inspection, foiled again.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Maui  XX

*by Cat Rules.  You know what they are.

Keeping Cosy

Kitties!

Rupert here.

The temperatures on the Catio plummeted to a bone-chilling 73℉ today, so I was forced to employ Drastic Measures to keep warm.

Meet Drastic Measures: 

My bro, CC!

We shared the Heated Box...as well as body heat.

Between the two of us we managed to survive...

only to be assaulted by the pawpurrazzi!

sheesh.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Rupert and CC  XX

Tremendous Tabby-Tux

Kitties!

Sleepy Johnny here.

Thank Cod for filters so Mommy didn't have to wake me with the flash...unfortunately when she was done with her stealth photography she--you guessed it--invaded my belleh with her grimy meathooks!

*sigh*

Oh well, it did feel rather nice. 

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Tiny J  XX

Caturday Chundering

Kitties!

Johnny here.

Mommy gave me this great new box and said I was lucky to get it...because two nights this week I've woken her up emitting the dreaded Upchuck Gurgle and for some reason interrupted sleep doesn't thrill her.  I'll tell you what doesn't thrill me: being rudely rousted out of my cozy spot right next to Mommy's pillow when I'm just about to yak!  Really, who wants to barf on an impermeable tile floor?  Where's the challenge, the artistry, in that?

Mommy is a heathen.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Hairball Hurlin' TJ  XX

Wherein Mommy is Worried...

Kitties!

Mommy:  Oh dear*--Scouty has lost his head!

Mommy:  There it is!  What a relief.  For a minute, I was worried.

Scouty:  And you wonder why I don't socialize--my Mama taught me not to talk to crazyants people.

*sigh*

Happy Thursday!

XX  Scouty the Sane  XX

*not what she actually said.  use your imagination.

Kitties!

Maui here.

*snort snuffle slurp*

::dawning realization::

Mommy!

Stop that!

Don't force me to fire up my lasers...

Happy Thursday!

XX  Maui  XX

Tuxedo, Tongue, and Toothbrush

Kitties!

Salem here.

I was doing a little tummy-tidying...

...which *may* have led to some Washing of the Nethers.

Later that morning, while Mommy was in the shower, I nibbled on her toothbrush.  Mommy saw me.  She shrieked.  I kept on chewing--what can I say, I was enjoying the fresh minty taste and spiky texture--why should I have to stop, just because she says to?

No way.

Suddenly, Mommy burst out of the shower stall, brandishing her loofah!

I might have been alarmed if I hadn't been fleeing the sudsy peep giggling so hard.  It was all enormously fun and I think I might have to do it again tomorrow.

Happy Tuesday!

XX  Salem the Crest* Cat  XX

*Mommy's brand of toothpaste

A Mancat's Lament

Kitties!

Maui here.

I'm rather miffed...

First off, Mommy took this photo of me whilst I was snoozing and without my express purrmission.  But that's not what's got my underfurries all in a knot, rather it's the fact that she had the temerity to laugh at my widdle front leggie and said it looked like a FLIPPER!

As if.

Compounding her crimes she unkindly remarked that I'm starting to get a bit weighty around the middle.

LIES!

And get this--one of my many nicknames is "The Walrus" (for my long droopy whiskers)...and she says that I really look like a big fat bull walrus here.  You know, with the flipper and all.

*hmph*

I'll show her some "bull"...

Happy Monday!

XX  Maui  XX

Sneaking Up on Scouty

Kitties!

Watch Mommy's feets:

First one foot...

...and the second one creeps up...

...stretch out the leg--almost...

...and...

BUSTED!!! 

I see those fur-plucking feets of yours Mommy, and I give them the Lasers of Doom!

Catlick = 1

Mommy = 0

Happy Caturday!

XX  Scouty  XX

Mancat Monday...

Kitties!

There is a New Scourge here at The Lounge: Mommy has started utilizing her tablet's camera and video functions.  Can't she just read books and watch movies and play games on it?  Aren't the two cameras and her phone enough?  Nooooo, now we're never safe...we do one cute thing and Mommy's all "switch apps" and abraCATdabra, we're on film*!

Anyway.

Here are a few snaps from Sunday morning on the Catio:

Smooshed up against the cool foundation

Tail Whapping

Check out John's streeeeeeetch!

And now for our debut tablet video...John hangs out, CC chats, Rupert inspects CC's ambrosia, and you'll also see the Whitesters...enjoy!

or click HERE

*sigh*

Apparently, Mommy and her gadgets are a force to be reckoned with.  It's a good thing we're camera-ready 24/7!

Happy Monday!

XX  The Movie Kats  XX

*so to speak