The Baby here, at last.
Boy, our Mommy sure is pretty lame when she decides to take a break...no blogging, no commenting, and--get this--no reading other kitties' posts, either! When we finally got her to sit down (for Cod's sake) and fire up a device she had nearly 1000 posts to wade through...a fitting punishment, we say.
Naturally *I* never take time off. "Vigilance" is my middle name*, and I snoopervised whenever Mommy was busy frittering away time in the kitchen.
And speaking of kitcheny matters, I would like to state for the record that I know nothing about the butter dish, nor the contents thereof, or why Mommy had to put a rubber band around it to prevent any freestyle feline fatty feasting.
I have total and complete disinterest in Teh Butters.
It was Some Other Kitty.
XX The Baby XX
*more fitting would be "MOOCH"--ed.