Kitties!
Tiny Johnson here, with a sad announcement:
I am a Condemned Kat.
Because next Wednesday, terrible things are going to occur.
All my floof is gonna go POOF!
Mommy made the call for my annual shave, so the only thing left floofy on me will be four of these:
my feets.
*big sigh*
Kitties, the HOTS are coming and the time to get nekkid is nigh. Me and Maui both quite enjoy our yearly deforestation--we prance around like kittens for days afterwards--and both our fur suits are so thick and dense it only makes sense to take 'em off and go nood for the season.
Of course there will be photos...
Happy Friday!
XX Johnny XX
So sads, all those beautiful floofs. You did so good growing them furs, seems wrong to shave them.
ReplyDeleteThat's not sad! You lurve your Summer Shave and we lurve looking at you!
ReplyDeleteI dunno, Johnny, considering how much you like itI wouldn't exactly call it "condemned!"
ReplyDeleteWe were just wondering when this would occur. Our Mommy can't wait to see your nekkid selves prancing about. (Sick woman.)
ReplyDeleteWe got panicked when we saw sad, but we know you LOVE you summer cut. Well, maybe not the cutting but the afterwards. And we know your Mom is trying very hard to get a Nekkid Boy or two. Be brave lads, be brave.
ReplyDeleteNooooooooooo!!! Well, ok, if it keeps you cool... but I will miss your fluff, seriously, love your fluffs!
ReplyDeleteI have one here that needs to get that nood shave. Only difference is we cut everything, including feets floof!
ReplyDeleteDon't worry, you will be one handsome mancat :) ( like always! )
No need for the sads, Tiny Johnson... you are going to be summer-hand-some!!!
ReplyDeleteI's glad I don't gotta through dat!
ReplyDeleteWe would love to see your new 'cool' look! Purrs from all of us!
ReplyDeletePoor you, at least you feel better afterwards. Can't wait to see the photos. :)
ReplyDeleteThat's one thing we don't have to worry about in England - it rarely gets hot enough to bother our furends!
ReplyDeleteIt will be okay TJ. My Sister Sascha beat you to it this year!
ReplyDeleteYou'll feel great and your skin will be oh-so-soft. :-) We'll look forward to pics!
ReplyDeleteTell your mom thanks for the "postcard from the edge." LOL. She doesn't even remember asking for one!
We think you both look like lions when you have your floofs zizzed off.
ReplyDeleteROAR!
The REAL Maple Syrup Mob xxxxx
We's looking forward to seeing your yearly nekkidness. Is that rude of us? MOL
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
we thinking you may be faking the sads...we hear you rather enjoy being nekkid
ReplyDeleteso much lovely floof.
ReplyDeleteI'm sure you'll feel better after taking off your heavy fur suits :-) That'll keep you cool (both in temperature and appearance!)
ReplyDeleteWe received the card from Finland. Thank you so much!! It brightened our day!
It will feel good for you, but make sure she doesn't start calling you Seppo.
ReplyDeleteguys...ya gotta add mit...when itz 985 in de shade....noon iz de onlee way ta go!!!,
ReplyDeleteN be jezuz thatz spozed ta be NOOD.....~~~~~
DeleteWE can't wait for the nood photos TJ!
ReplyDeleteOhhhh, noodie photos! We's lickkin our chops....
ReplyDeleteMiss Emily is all atwitter to see two handsome nekked men cats!
ReplyDeleteThat stinks :( I hope you end up better looking than my poor Snowball did when she got done 2 weeks ago.
ReplyDeleteWe can't wait to see your pictures! We bet you're going to look adorbs.
ReplyDeleteHey, sometimes nekkid is the way to go!
ReplyDeleteJohnny, I hope you and Maui enjoy your nekkidness! Both your coats are beautiful but I'm sure you'll happily spend a Vegas summer without them.
ReplyDeleteBTW, have enjoyed seeing the pics & posts earlier this week of your time in Finland. Sorry about not commenting but have been looking & reading!
Me is so looking forward to this....
ReplyDeleteKisses
Nellie
You'll feel so much better without all that hot floof, Johnny. We can't wait to see the nekkid-ness.
ReplyDeleteCatzowey! youza FLOOF-tasticat!
ReplyDeleteYou should send your floof to those Finnish cats where it is cold. They do have a nekkid cat.
ReplyDeleteDood, that sounds extreme! Extreme nekkidness!!
ReplyDeleteDude...I can't wait to see you two nekkid.
ReplyDeleteYour floof is going to go poof...you got a good attitude kiddo!
ReplyDeleteWe are so happy none of us has to get nekkid! Even though Giulietta has gobs of fluff, she doesn't get matted or too hot. We'll look forward to the photos, and we promise not to giggle. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and CalistaJo
ReplyDeleteSo your gorgeous floofs are going to go poof? I am sure it feels better to be cool and not matted up when the weather gets hot. Good luck at the fur stealers!
ReplyDeleteLuvs
Marty and the Gang
Looking forward to the after shots! Also, I wonder how many people find this post on Google while looking for, ahem, something else!!
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