Floofy Friday

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here, with a sad announcement:

I am a Condemned Kat.

Because next Wednesday, terrible things are going to occur.

All my floof is gonna go POOF!

Mommy made the call for my annual shave, so the only thing left floofy on me will be four of these: 

my feets.

*big sigh*

Kitties, the HOTS are coming and the time to get nekkid is nigh.  Me and Maui both quite enjoy our yearly deforestation--we prance around like kittens for days afterwards--and both our fur suits are so thick and dense it only makes sense to take 'em off and go nood for the season.

Of course there will be photos...

Happy Friday!

XX  Johnny  XX

Sir Fluffalump

A Story in Pictures...

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Johnny Fluffer McPants  XX

A Tight Fit

::cue circus music::

Kitties!

Laydeez and Mankatz...step right up...and behold the magnificent Tiny Johnson as he attempts to wedge squash squeeze contort fit his mighty frame into this miniature shipping box!

Can he do it?

He can! 

Folks, TJ cannot reveal the secrets of his amazing feat, but we think it might have something to do with all his collapsible floof...

...and adorable folding ear.

Happy Thursday!

XX  Tiny Johnson  XX

The Cat Daze of Summer

Kitties!

Johnny here.

It's that time of the summer that some people mistakenly call the Dog Days.

I beg to differ!

These nice long hot days are tailor-made for kitties; lazing about, and napping, and daydreaming, and snoozing, and airing out the tummy furs, and...well...you get the general idea--the stuff at which we Cats excel.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have some urgent relaxamicating to do...I wouldn't want to be accused of slacking!

Happy Monday!

XX  Tiny Johnson  XX

Lunatic Fringe

Good Morning, Kitties!

Here's some ramdom Fringe-n-Floof for Friday!

(And One Slightly Non-Kitten Picture at the End!)

Maui: Lookit at my enormous long muttonchop furs and whiskers--no I'm not dirty or scruffy I'm perfectly clean thank you I actually LIKE debris in my furs no I do NOT want to be brushed or speshully have my ears cleaned just admire me and do you have any tuna?


Toe Hawks with Squished Ear, the new fashion look.

Sweet Pea: ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Check out those ear furnishings!

MORE ear Furnishings!

Maui: I have wild furrs all over me here you see the ginormously long furs that I grow out of my armpits and under my torso and up my chest cuz I'm a realy MANLY ManCat who growed up before I got my hoohas lopped off and so I had a chance to grow chest fur and other Manly stuff!

No explanation needed. Can you guess whose toes those are?

Sweet Pea: Ahhhh, armpit rub. Bliss. You may comb my arm fringe if you'de like.

The Planets, Jupiter & Uranus.

MOMMY!!!!!