Sylerster here. On the coffee table.
Did you know I am the LARGEST cat in the house?
I weigh nineteen pounds (8.6 kgs) and
according to the vet in my opinion it's all jello mighty mancat muscle.
The coffee table is too tiny to hold all of me, my loooooong sleek tail drapes down no matter how I situate myself.
And there's not enough space for my handsome
chinny chin chin, either.
I'm feeling great these days...last week I got a B-A-T-H and I rather liked it! Not the actual bathing part--although it wasn't that bad--but I have dry skin on my back and it was so nice to get all clean, all over, all at once. My tuxedo is bright and shiny now; no flakes! Daddy says since I was such an easy bather he'll "do" me a few times a year.
Hmmmmm, maybe I should have struggled a little bit more...
XX Squeaky Clean Sylvester XX