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and...*Angels Grayce, KonaKitty, and Sylvester* always loved, never forgotten




Friday, May 29, 2015

Hungover.



Kitties!

Sylerster here.  On the coffee table.
Did you know I am the LARGEST cat in the house?
That's right!
I weigh nineteen pounds (8.6 kgs) and according to the vet in my opinion it's all jello mighty mancat muscle.

The coffee table is too tiny to hold all of me, my loooooong sleek tail drapes down no matter how I situate myself.

And there's not enough space for my handsome chinny chin chin, either.

I'm feeling great these days...last week I got a B-A-T-H and I rather liked it!  Not the actual bathing part--although it wasn't that bad--but I have dry skin on my back and it was so nice to get all clean, all over, all at once.  My tuxedo is bright and shiny now; no flakes!  Daddy says since I was such an easy bather he'll "do" me a few times a year.

Hmmmmm, maybe I should have struggled a little bit more...


Happy Friday!

XX  Squeaky Clean Sylvester  XX

24 comments:

  1. Ohhhhh Sylvester, my Sly boy.

    Did you know I'm the teeniest one in my house? All my teeny tuxie girl love just for you. Such a big handsome hunk 'o mancat you are!

    xoxo

    Bennette

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  2. I get bathed twice a MONTH, Sylvester! And I have NO say in the matter.

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  3. 19 pounds are pretty impressive, I gotta get to eatin.

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  4. Wow, I thought my late Zebby Cat was a hefty heffa-lump when he reached 7.5kg/16.5 pounds. Sylvester, with all that muscle and super shiny fur no wonder you are such a handsome super-mancat!

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  5. 19 pounds is very impressive. It sounds so much better in kg. You're very handsome and sleek so no matter.

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  6. You are an impressive kitty Sylvester!
    We do not think Mom is brave enough to try and bathe us ;)
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  7. You make us tuxies proud, Sylvester! I'm only a paltry 5.2 kgs. I'm a lightweight next to you!! The human only bathed me the once! Just the once! ;)

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  8. Wow. So your Mom has after all started to bath cats after her Finland trip??

    (I'll have to do the same in some weeks. My cats had ear mites, followed by an ear infection. I had to give them ear drops and clean their ears with a special liquid. Some of the liquid is in their coat, so I'll give them a bath when we're one day finally done with all the ear treatments.)

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  9. Nineteen pounds?! Wow. That's more than twice the size of any of our cats.

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  10. Oh wow, a mighty mancat for sure.

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  11. you're a clean, round, mound of 19 pounds.

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  12. Hannah weighs 8 lbs and Lucy weighs 5 lbs - Mum is so old she can't work out the weights in metric.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  13. 19 lbs. of adorableness! Throw your weight around, Sylvester...demain a bigger coffee table! And maybe your dad will need a back brace for next bathtime...

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  14. Our tubby black mancat is a big one, too. I wouldn't be surprised if he was that heavy. Our tuxie, Simon, is a sleek long (part meezer) mancat with the softest fur. But if you pet him too long, he does the bitey and scratchy - OW!

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  15. You sure do need a bigger coffee table! A bath, with real water?!?! Nope!

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  16. You hold your muscle well. Lookin good!

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  17. Sylvester you always look sleek and handsome to us!

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  18. dood...lookin good ta uz N we noe good when we see it !! ~~~~

    heerz two a wormfish walu kinda week oh end ♥♥♥

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  19. Sylvester, you is truly a handsome mancat. But a bath.... with water and efurrything...you is some brave too!

    Have a great weekend efurrybody!
    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  20. Yous is shining! Yous big! just like Kozmo! Mes thinks he weighs over 20 pounds, but hes not gone to the vet this year.
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  21. Looking clean - and MUSCULAR - Sylvester! :)

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  22. Catzowey! Youza Slim & Trim meowster to me!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!