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Monday, May 18, 2015

Manscaping Monday



Kitties!

The following conversation occurred last week:

Mommy:  Cripes. 
 Maui is sleeping with his eyes open again...that creeps the bejeebers outta me...MAUI, Maui, wake up!  I have something to tell you.

Maui: Whaaaaa?????
I was napping!

Lemme come to here...just a sec...

...OK...now, what?

Mommy:  You know all those dreadlocks under your armpits?  And on your tummy?  Well guess what--pretty soon they'll be gone!

Maui:  You mean I'll wake up and they'll have disappeared?

Mommy:  Um.  Well.  Maybe not quite like that.  
There might be a little more...effort...involved.

Maui:  **thinking**

WAITAMINNIT!!!

Does this mean I'm getting a shave???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(to be continued)

Happy Monday!

XX  Maui  XX

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41 comments:

  1. Catio TalesMay 17, 2015 at 8:08 PM

    Sorry Maui, she just is in love with Nekkids.

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  2. brokenteepeeMay 17, 2015 at 8:36 PM

    You always seem to like it afterwards

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  3. SxanuxaMay 17, 2015 at 9:17 PM

    Mes can't waits to sees yous nekked! IS yous getting a lion cut?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. A TonlMay 17, 2015 at 9:22 PM

    Dood, we're dying to see the AFTER pic!!

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  5. MinniMay 17, 2015 at 10:30 PM

    I don't know what it is, but this post put a big smile on my face. Can't wait to see the result!

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  6. PL KeenorMay 17, 2015 at 11:11 PM

    Good luck, Maui. With great beauty comes a little discomfort!

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  7. Angel Prancer PieMay 17, 2015 at 11:32 PM

    When we saw the title to your post, "Manscaping Monday" we KNEW it would be awful!

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  8. Lone Star CatsMay 18, 2015 at 12:43 AM

    Uh oh . . .

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  9. Summer at sparklecat.comMay 18, 2015 at 1:11 AM

    I just knew all that time with Seppo was going to turn her head.

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  10. Cats Herd YouMay 18, 2015 at 3:00 AM

    You'll feel better afterward, Newton feels for you, even though he only gets his armpits manscaped.

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  11. www.shelter-cats.comMay 18, 2015 at 4:04 AM

    Is Maui sleeping with his eyes open to make sure no one steals his furs?

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  12. DmaMay 18, 2015 at 6:34 AM

    as mr. Dylan says, 'when you think you've lost everything you find out you can always lose a little more...'

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  13. SakuMay 18, 2015 at 6:35 AM

    Oh, oh things are going to get a little hairy around there. Good luck with the manscaping!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  14. The WhiskerattiMay 18, 2015 at 6:36 AM

    There will be.. fur EVERYWHERE! It will be epic.

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  15. Laila and Angel MinchieMay 18, 2015 at 6:44 AM

    Do we see a lion cut in your future?

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  16. Melissa, Mudpie and Angel Truffles (Mochas, Mysteries and Meows)May 18, 2015 at 7:10 AM

    Uh oh...good luck MOL!!!

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  17. Eastside CatsMay 18, 2015 at 7:12 AM

    Maui, you'll look fabulous!

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  18. wildcatwoodsMay 18, 2015 at 7:25 AM

    It is time for our Al to get the summer shave ...maybe Mr Kitty too. We will all look so handsome!

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  19. Memories of Eric and FlynnMay 18, 2015 at 7:33 AM

    You're going to be nekkid??? I get my throat shaved every 2 or 3 months and that's too much!
    Eric used to sleep with his eyes open too and give mum the heebie jeebies.

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  20. BeadedTailMay 18, 2015 at 8:20 AM

    We're looking forward to the nekkid Maui! :)

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  21. TamagoMay 18, 2015 at 9:02 AM

    LOL, Maui! How do you sleep with your eyes open? :-)
    Sorry your napping was interrupted and you had to hear the bad news!
    Well, don't worry, you'll look handsome and sexy nekkid :-)

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  22. My Mind's EyeMay 18, 2015 at 9:13 AM

    MOL MAUI...THOSE ARE SOME FIERCE SABER TOOFERS. I'VE BEEN OFF LINE FOR A FEW DAYS THE PEEPS WERE AWAY
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
    SHEEBIE LOVING YOUR SELFIE TOO

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  23. Brian's Home BlogMay 18, 2015 at 9:29 AM

    Sister Sascha says she knows of which you speak!

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  24. ANGEL ABBYGRACEMay 18, 2015 at 10:14 AM

    Uh oh Maui...but you'll feel so much ummmm cooler afterwards!

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  25. Shaggy and ScoutMay 18, 2015 at 10:32 AM

    Time for the seasonal rite of spring at the Lounge !

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  26. AnonymousMay 18, 2015 at 1:38 PM

    OMC A shave?!!! Dat's not wight, not wight at all. MOL But ifin yous wuld feel better afterwards...then maybe. MOL Have fun, can't wait to see da new you.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  27. The Swiss CatsMay 18, 2015 at 1:40 PM

    Oops ! Purrs

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  28. da tabbies o trout towneMay 18, 2015 at 2:57 PM

    dood....shave anda hair cut will due ewe good...take a look at de temper a chures for de next weekz a head....its never gonna fall bee low 935...cept for joo lie de 20th when itz 853.....♥♥♥

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  29. Photo CacheMay 18, 2015 at 3:55 PM

    We cannot wait to see the AFTER shots!

    Emma and Buster

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  30. Maggie from Stillness at CherithMay 18, 2015 at 4:22 PM

    Wow, Maui, you can get a punk cat cut!
    Emily likes the wild felines.
    Purrs,
    the kitty brats

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  31. LinMay 18, 2015 at 4:58 PM

    Poor kitty. First he gets woken up....rudely, I might add....now the fur?! Poor, poor kitty.

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  32. pilch92May 18, 2015 at 5:11 PM

    Oh no- poor Maui :( At least you will be nice and cool.

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  33. Ivan from WMDMay 18, 2015 at 5:19 PM

    Dude, I am *so* glad I'm not you! (sorry.)

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  34. Just DuckyMay 18, 2015 at 5:33 PM

    Shave and a haircut, two bits!

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  35. Mickey's MusingsMay 18, 2015 at 6:07 PM

    Yikes!
    That's what Treasure needs. He won't like it one bit.
    Bet you won't like it either.
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  36. The Island CatsMay 18, 2015 at 6:25 PM

    OMC! Run, Maui, run!!

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  37. LPMay 18, 2015 at 7:41 PM

    Uh Oh! It sounds as though the professional shaving person is about to soon descend upon you Maui! Run for your life!! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  38. Lola The Rescued CatMay 19, 2015 at 8:23 AM

    Uh oh! Better hide.

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  39. Lola The Rescued CatMay 19, 2015 at 8:23 AM

    Uh oh! Better hide.

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  40. Kitties BlueMay 19, 2015 at 8:46 PM

    Maui, we feel so badly for you. It is pawful you will use your furs, but you will feel so much better when the really hot weather arrives. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  41. KnatoleeMay 20, 2015 at 4:51 AM

    Uh oh, I feel a lion cut coming on....

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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