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Monday, May 18, 2015

Manscaping Monday



Kitties!

The following conversation occurred last week:

Mommy:  Cripes. 
 Maui is sleeping with his eyes open again...that creeps the bejeebers outta me...MAUI, Maui, wake up!  I have something to tell you.

Maui: Whaaaaa?????
I was napping!

Lemme come to here...just a sec...

...OK...now, what?

Mommy:  You know all those dreadlocks under your armpits?  And on your tummy?  Well guess what--pretty soon they'll be gone!

Maui:  You mean I'll wake up and they'll have disappeared?

Mommy:  Um.  Well.  Maybe not quite like that.  
There might be a little more...effort...involved.

Maui:  **thinking**

WAITAMINNIT!!!

Does this mean I'm getting a shave???

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(to be continued)

Happy Monday!

XX  Maui  XX

41 comments:

  1. Sorry Maui, she just is in love with Nekkids.

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  2. You always seem to like it afterwards

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  3. Mes can't waits to sees yous nekked! IS yous getting a lion cut?
    Kisses
    Nellie

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  4. Dood, we're dying to see the AFTER pic!!

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  5. I don't know what it is, but this post put a big smile on my face. Can't wait to see the result!

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  6. Good luck, Maui. With great beauty comes a little discomfort!

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  7. When we saw the title to your post, "Manscaping Monday" we KNEW it would be awful!

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  8. I just knew all that time with Seppo was going to turn her head.

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  9. You'll feel better afterward, Newton feels for you, even though he only gets his armpits manscaped.

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  10. Is Maui sleeping with his eyes open to make sure no one steals his furs?

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  11. as mr. Dylan says, 'when you think you've lost everything you find out you can always lose a little more...'

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  12. Oh, oh things are going to get a little hairy around there. Good luck with the manscaping!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  13. There will be.. fur EVERYWHERE! It will be epic.

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  14. Do we see a lion cut in your future?

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  15. It is time for our Al to get the summer shave ...maybe Mr Kitty too. We will all look so handsome!

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  16. You're going to be nekkid??? I get my throat shaved every 2 or 3 months and that's too much!
    Eric used to sleep with his eyes open too and give mum the heebie jeebies.

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  17. We're looking forward to the nekkid Maui! :)

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  18. LOL, Maui! How do you sleep with your eyes open? :-)
    Sorry your napping was interrupted and you had to hear the bad news!
    Well, don't worry, you'll look handsome and sexy nekkid :-)

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  19. MOL MAUI...THOSE ARE SOME FIERCE SABER TOOFERS. I'VE BEEN OFF LINE FOR A FEW DAYS THE PEEPS WERE AWAY
    HUGS MADI YOUR BFFF
    SHEEBIE LOVING YOUR SELFIE TOO

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  20. Sister Sascha says she knows of which you speak!

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  21. Uh oh Maui...but you'll feel so much ummmm cooler afterwards!

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  22. Time for the seasonal rite of spring at the Lounge !

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  23. OMC A shave?!!! Dat's not wight, not wight at all. MOL But ifin yous wuld feel better afterwards...then maybe. MOL Have fun, can't wait to see da new you.

    Luv ya'

    Dezi and Lexi

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  24. dood....shave anda hair cut will due ewe good...take a look at de temper a chures for de next weekz a head....its never gonna fall bee low 935...cept for joo lie de 20th when itz 853.....♥♥♥

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  25. Wow, Maui, you can get a punk cat cut!
    Emily likes the wild felines.
    Purrs,
    the kitty brats

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  26. Poor kitty. First he gets woken up....rudely, I might add....now the fur?! Poor, poor kitty.

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  27. Oh no- poor Maui :( At least you will be nice and cool.

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  28. Dude, I am *so* glad I'm not you! (sorry.)

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  29. Shave and a haircut, two bits!

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  30. Yikes!
    That's what Treasure needs. He won't like it one bit.
    Bet you won't like it either.
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  31. Uh Oh! It sounds as though the professional shaving person is about to soon descend upon you Maui! Run for your life!! :p

    the critters in the cottage xo

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  32. Maui, we feel so badly for you. It is pawful you will use your furs, but you will feel so much better when the really hot weather arrives. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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  33. Uh oh, I feel a lion cut coming on....

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!