Rupert's Toes here.
NEWS FLASH: The Mommy has an Unhealthy Obsession with us.
Every chance she gets she fiddles with and fondles us!
Pads, paws, claws, nothing is sacred.
Drives us bananas.
Rupert: Tell me about it--Mommy is so toe-centric that she can't even focus on what's truly important; my handsome mug!
Now, get busy and pet this end for once--I have a little itch right behind my ear.
XX Rupert (and His Toes) XX