Kitties!
Scouty here.
I'm ashamed to show my face.
I yakked up this spectacularly juicy hairball OUTSIDE on the concrete, and not indoors on a bed or sofa or shoe or in the hall or...well...you get the point.
Mommy just scraped it up with the litter box scoop and that was the end of all my hard work--days and days and days of licking and digesting and bezoar-forming, all for naught.
I am consumed with despair.
Can you forgive me?
"Happy" Tuesday!
XX Shamed Scouty XX
That was IMPRESSIVE - great length and by the look of it, a fantastic texture. A few little segments to it which surprised us: mine tend to be one long tube. But Scouty dude, so much better out than in even if human insensitivity meant it was not placed on display at the Altar of Feline Achievement (ours is full of squirrel tails and mauled pheasant feathers....)
ReplyDeleteWhen it is that size...it counts! No matter where you hack it up! Nothing to be ashamed of at all!
ReplyDeleteI bow before your superior furballitude. I have never hacked up anything nearly so handsome!
ReplyDeleteThere is always a next time
ReplyDeleteScouty, you will just have to work harder next time!
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of a good hairball.
ReplyDeleteHm. But you got a lot of attention, right? And your very own posting. Maybe I should try this one too.
ReplyDeleteExcellent! Size does matter!
ReplyDeleteYou cannot win every time, Scouty... You can be proud of the size of this one ! Purrs
ReplyDeleteThese things happen Scouty.
ReplyDeleteNext time you feel the urge to yak, head indoors fast!
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
PeeEss: It was pretty impressive!
Well I shall think about it ;-)
ReplyDeleteBetter luck next time !!
It's ok sweetie, we all make mistakes! You'll do better next time!
ReplyDeleteWhat a waste of such a fine specimen!
ReplyDeleteyakety yak, don't look back.
ReplyDeleteD Ma...good one!
ReplyDeletePoor guy! I've been averaging about one hairball a week, and this is despite stepped-up brushing. I find that you can grow a hairball much more quickly if you groom others too. Happy yakking!
ReplyDeleteOh dear. Well, this will earn you a few demerits, we're afraid. Just a sad lack of style. But take heart - you can gain back all those points and MORE with your next effort. We look forward to the update.
ReplyDeleteI'm with you, Scouty. I try so hard for the carpet!
ReplyDeleteScout, at least you could have placed it as the peeps come outside so they would step in it. That always gets a great response, especially with bare feet - even BETTER! when Daddy has his socks on and steps on a wet hairball....yesh!
ReplyDeleteScouty you did a good one but just aim differently next time! MOL
ReplyDeleteLook on the bright side, the family that yacks togethers snacks together!
ReplyDeleteThat would have been an impressive hook at bedside, certainly.......but when the urge to hurl hits you just never know where you'll be.
ReplyDeleteLook at it this way, Scouty. Maybe you could convert that mistake into treats for being a "good boy" by human standards?
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
What duz it matter where yous did it? Yous mommy had to do da cleanin'. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
Well, sometimes you just can't get to a pillow, shoe or rug or other appropriate place to yak before it happens. We forgive you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteI sure can forgive you, but that was an epic-sized one my furiend, would have had a much greater impact on a bed or something. Love, Cody
ReplyDeleteTime to start working on your next one, Scout. You got a quality hairball there, next you can work on the aim and timing.
ReplyDeletewe'll forgive you since you still posted a picture :D just do better next time, k?
ReplyDeletepip, smidgen, minnie, hollie
Dood, there's always a next time and we are confident that next time you know where to yak it to get the full effect!
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
That is very impressive- good work, I hope you feel better.
ReplyDeleteNext time, Scouty...next time.
ReplyDeleteScouty, whens yous gotta yakk, yous gotta yakk!
ReplyDeleteAnd who knows where....
Kisses
Nellie
We furgives you but we thinks you is having a hard time letting go yourself. At least for now. Better get working on the next hairball Scouty!
ReplyDeleteSasha, Sami, & Saku
We're missing our ginger boy and you. It's been the month from hell and 24/7 cat care, death, and more cat care.
ReplyDeleteyou just misjudged how much work you had done..
ReplyDelete"bezoar-forming"... LMAO!
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