I'm ashamed to show my face.
I yakked up this spectacularly juicy hairball OUTSIDE on the concrete, and not indoors on a bed or sofa or shoe or in the hall or...well...you get the point.
Mommy just scraped it up with the litter box scoop and that was the end of all my hard work--days and days and days of licking and digesting and bezoar-forming, all for naught.
I am consumed with despair.
Can you forgive me?
XX Shamed Scouty XX