It's HOT here, and humid too, out on the Catio. It's like elebenty-hunnert degrees out there, at least. So I like to come indoors and stretch out my tummy on the cool tile.
And what do I get?
Ridicule...from my DADDY!
Aspersions cast on my curves.
Comparisons to certain cetaceans.
You know what I'm gonna do for revenge? Tonight, when we snuggle in bed I'm gonna make some armpit bread that will have him begging for mercy. 'Cos not only am I going to treat him to my Mighty Front Picker Claws, I'm going to unleash my Nursing Corn Teefs on his tender inner arms as well! Serves him right, right?
Happy Toofy Tuesday!
XX Salem the Svelte XX