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Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Revenge Plans




Kitties!

Salem here.

It's HOT here, and humid too, out on the Catio.  It's like elebenty-hunnert degrees out there, at least.  So I like to come indoors and stretch out my tummy on the cool tile.

And what do I get?

Ridicule...from my DADDY!
Aspersions cast on my curves.
Comparisons to certain cetaceans.
Blasphemy!

You know what I'm gonna do for revenge?  Tonight, when we snuggle in bed I'm gonna make some armpit bread that will have him begging for mercy.  'Cos not only am I going to treat him to my Mighty Front Picker Claws, I'm going to unleash my Nursing Corn Teefs on his tender inner arms as well!  Serves him right, right?


Happy Toofy Tuesday!

XX  Salem  the Svelte  XX

29 comments:

  1. Yes indeed, Salem. We also hear nutbread drives the huMANs insane with pain too, but perhaps you don't want to go there. We love the pose - very efficient for belleh cooling without crushing the legs.

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  2. Absolutely! How could they do this on YOUR day? Tuesdays are made for worshiping tuxies!

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  3. Aw, don't listen to humans. You are adorables.

    Emma and Buster

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  4. I think that's a good idea, Salem! Sometimes I lie down like you... except I'm longer!

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  5. You look lovely, my dear Salem. In our house of eight we have an O`Large One who resembles you except he is totally black. He, too, has much ampleness to love.

    Glenda from Kansas



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  6. Whoa....that's some revenge!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  7. Errrrr *lesson learned - Don't get on the wrong side of Salem!!

    We think its the purrrrrfect coolin strategy!! We would do exactly the same if we was hot!!

    Oh and guys can you let mum know she bid on some cool copper and glass earrings - can she get in touch via blog or FB

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  8. I think that's the most adorable thing ever! I love your white feetsies sticking out the back!

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  9. The purrfect plan! heh,heh,heh
    Silly Dad should know that pose is a great way to cool off!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  10. Go for it! The rudeness of our 'rents. Honestly.

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  11. That'll teach your daddy not to be so rude.

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  12. not to take your dad's side (in fear of retribution) but that is a 'unique' way to beat the heat.

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  13. Oh no not the "Miss Whale" song and dance again!
    Get him good, girl!

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  14. And if all that don't work, go old school, and pee on his pillow while he sleeps...

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  15. Salem, this is a good plan! I know how annoying those nips at the armpits are; Patty O'Malley apparently is in love with mine...weird.

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  16. Salem isn't revenge best served cold? MOL

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  17. That's what we call a revenge, Salem ! You should not listen too much to humans, they can be so rude ! Purrs

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  18. oooh, you get the best revenge! Don't forget the stepping on the full bladder..

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  19. NO MERCY, NO QUARTER! (No nickels, no dimes...)

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  20. Sounds like a great plan. Keep cool. :)

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  21. That sounds like a worthwhile plan to show him why he shouldn't mess with your mighty tuxiness.

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  22. Yes, don't let them get you, without getting them back.

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  23. Yeah, let's see Daddeh wearing a warm coat on the hottest days of the year and see how he cools off. Sheesh.

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  24. Oh my Cod YES!!! How DARE HE!!!
    xoxoxo

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  25. Poor kitty... Salem, if it makes you feel better, Gordon has taken to calling our Daisy "Hog", although I have been known to call her "Draft stop" and "Double Wide." OOPS.

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!