Kitties!
Felix here.
Or parts of me, anyway...
I am disgusted with Mommy, and do you know why?
Because she's gone and LEFT!
Vamoosed.
Hit the road.
Flew the friendly skies.
She went to Arizona to wait on Shadow visit her parents--and won't be back for elebenty billion years five days.
I am outraged, kitties, OUTRAGED at this turn of events.
I'm sure *I* never signed a PURRmission slip.
This is gonna be a loooooong week...
*sulk*
"Happy" Thursday!
XX Felix the Abandoned XX
Uh-oh that means the Daddy-oh is in charge. Extra noms!
ReplyDeleteChill, my friend! Like King P says, Daddy will be a waaaaaaay easier mark! Look sad and cry, and suck in your gut. The Noms will practically WALK into your mouth! Easy-peasy.
ReplyDeleteWell... hm. I guess at least Shadow is happy!
ReplyDeleteBut daddy is home right? And he's easier to persuade to dole out the treats.
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
Poor baby, she will be back soon.
ReplyDeleteShe better come back wif lotsa treats.
ReplyDeleteShe left without a purrmisson slip?
ReplyDeleteDemand extra everything from your Daddy ;)
Purrs Georgia and Julie,
Treasure and JJ
Oh, no! Good thing your male human is such a pushover, isn't it? Maybe you can get extra treats out of him while she's gone, at least.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't your daddy easier to get treats from?
ReplyDeleteWell, that makes for more DAD time! Now that our Grace is gone, it is very apparent who Hobbes favors....and it is not me. He loves his Dad Time.
ReplyDeleteSighs. We just hope Daddy knows the proper way to do Mom things here. We've heard from other feline furriends that this can be a problem.
ReplyDeleteLiving without a signed slip is simply not on!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Not only AWOL, but cheating on you with another feline. Wow, that's ballsy.
ReplyDeletePoor Felix! I'm betting your momma, although happy to be visiting her family, is really missing you too!
ReplyDeleteDang, that's just not right!
ReplyDeleteHow kuld she do this to you? She better come back wiff lots of tweats wight?. MOL
ReplyDeleteLuv ya'
Dezi and Lexi
guys...ewe noe what they say when yur momz a way....yur dad throwz one hellava partee ~~~ we will bee ther witha cargo load oh perch pizza....see ya at 19:00 hourz ♥♥♥
ReplyDeletePoor Felix! How dare she desert you!
ReplyDeletePoor kitties.
ReplyDeleteHey Felix,
ReplyDeleteThere is some pretty good advice here regarding the daddy and the treats situation. Take full advantage.
Also--you have a whole week to plot your welcome home revenge.
Purrs,
the kitty brats
Felix, we feel you pain, but we bet Dad Scott will take good care of you. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
ReplyDeleteNot fair that your mum left.
ReplyDeleteCan't you wrap your daddy around your little paw, though? That might be fun.
ReplyDeleteFelix, that really stinks. What was she thinking??
ReplyDeleteWerk the sulk! Feed the sulk! Unleash the sulk when she returns... MOL!
ReplyDeleteAwww, we're sorry... but maybe you'll get lots of love and treats when she returns! She is going to remember to bring home treats, right? RIGHT??
ReplyDeleteFelix, we hope this BODES for her annual review. It's coming up soon, right?
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