Kitties!
Rupert and Johnny here.
As many of you guessed, we were at the Ebil Vet's Office in Friday's Post. For some reason the peeps thought we had stinky breafs (the nerve!) and dirty teef...and they were prepared to pay beaucoup green papers to make those two things go away.
We had some thoughts about the car ride:
(caution--may contain language unsuitable for younger or more sensitive kittehs)
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And once we were incarcerated in the office we attempted Invisibility, to no avail.
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Sad to report, it really went downhill from there...we were cat-handled into the back where our bloods were stolen, we were sequestered and starved overnight, and, in the morning, whilst weak from loss of blood and lack of sustenance the Vet slipped us a Mickey and knocked us out cold! What happened after that we're not quite sure but when we came to our teefs were sparkling (NO extractions!) our claws were trimmed down to nubbins and our anal glands seem oddly empty...as was Mommy's checking account, heh heh heh.
But NOT empty enough, apparently--Felix and The Baby are up next week!
At least we're done, thank Cod.
Happy Monday!
XX Rupert and Tiny J XX
Well, that sounds like it was no fun! Except for the no extractions and the mickey...
ReplyDeleteHaving just sufferred the teef cleaning routine, we can sure unnerstand what you just went through! It took us 4 days ta get our teef feeling "right" again...
ReplyDelete'Yes it's safe' she says.
ReplyDeleteBiggest Lie Ever.
No other way to clean your teef than to knock you down cold is there?
ReplyDeleteEmma and Buster
At least ya woke up wif all your teeth!
ReplyDeletePoor babies, you were in lovely voice in the car. :)
ReplyDeleteAll of that torture in one session! What brave boys you are!
ReplyDeletePurrs,
The Chans
Oh no, the terrors you have endured. And to think MORE of your housemates will be forced through this as well. Just ...not fun. At all.
ReplyDeleteGoodness knows what ordeals you two boys went through and we were shuddering at the thought of them. The only redeeming thing is that at least you got your ordeals over with but who's to follow after you???
ReplyDeleteLuv Hannah and Lucy xx xx
Golly, boys! Can't you consider that travesty as a Mancat Spa Day? No? You came out of it in good shape, I'm thinking...
ReplyDeleteUUUGH, you need serious kiss-up treats after all of that!
ReplyDeleteThe language you boys used...funny!!
ReplyDeleteOh no! There was NO place to hide there!!! I heard a rumor that Lita is getting her teefers cleaned very soon, too. She won't be happy about that, and I bet she will be using some of the same language you used on the way to the evil vet! We are glad neither of you needed to have any extractions. Hopefully you will be all done with that vet stuff for a while now.
ReplyDeletethe horror... diego-san has made me understand the connection between my savings account and his anal glands.
ReplyDeleteI was going to say, at least it was all on the front end, but then apparently they snuck in the back end while you were out cold.. the nerve!
ReplyDeleteWhat an ordeal! But glad it's all over for you and your teeth are all in place :-)
ReplyDeleteGood luck to Felix and The Baby...maybe they can make Invisibility work!
We want to know if you ever get Scouty or CC to that evil place. If not, we want their secrets, we hear whispers that we may be next. Love from Joe and Ingrid
ReplyDeletedoodz....sorree bout de hole ore deel ... tho itz nice ta noe yur teeth iz still in tact & ya dinna hafta go home & place em under yur pillow sew that they terned inta cold hard cash over nite ...ya noe ~~~~ ♥♥♥
ReplyDeleteOh poor boys! Not a fun day at all! Know what I found surprising though? How much bigger Tiny Johnson is than Rupert! Goodness, Rupert almost looks petite next to the guy who apparently should have been named Giant Johnson, MOL
ReplyDeleteYou poor babies...such an ordeal. Think how much better you are with your shiny toofies, pawdicure and empty stinky glands!
ReplyDeleteYou must have the most beautiful mancat smiles on the whole block now! We're sorry you went through that. Have you plotted your revenge yet?
ReplyDeleteWell that's just rude (though at least you got to sleep through most of it)
ReplyDeleteYou poor kitties, that was quite the ordeal. I am glad you didn't need any extractions. If anyone does, let me know- I am the tooth fairy for cats :)
ReplyDeleteOh my you ARE "vocal!!" Oh myyyyyyyy!!! You were both quite upset! (as you should be!!) Glad that all went well, I had to crack up laughing at "the Vet slipped us a Mickey" lmao...xoxo catchatwithcarenandcody
ReplyDeleteWhat is with those people? Do they not have their own teeth and anal glands to worry about??? Criminy.
ReplyDeleteWell, at least you got to sleep through the teef cleaning. We hope you got some extra treats for having to go through that. Or would that dirty up your clean pearly whites?
ReplyDeleteOh my Cod! That's just awful! Seriously! Glad you're home though!
ReplyDeleteWhat an awful ordeal! We're glad it's over for you!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much for the kind words about our Bella. We are very sorry to hear that you lost your Konakitty too.
You both sing a great duet! At least you didn't get your teeth stolen.
ReplyDeleteYou know what you got there, doncha? Well, you got yourselves a Top 40 hit on Scatellite Radio!
ReplyDeleteSounds like you all are getting a thorough spring cleaning. MOL! So sorry. XOCK, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo
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