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Monday, February 8, 2016

Table Vulture




Kitties!

The Table Vulture here.

I often perch on the edge of the table and look down with scorn upon my lowly subjects--in this instance, Mommy.  Who is only *slightly* better than carrion in my books.

That terrible, heinous woman--she photographed me napping (strike one) with a litter speck on my snoot (strike two), and published it on the blog for the world to see (strike THREE)!  I told her henceforth the only shots allowed would be taken from a lowly, groveling point of view.

And that they had better showcase my pristine pink nose, or some Mommy is gonna get swooped by the dreaded Table Vulture when she least expects it!


Happy Monday!

XX  The Baby  XX

23 comments:

  1. Only slightly better than carrion, but that is carrion with thumbs remember! (Sadly)

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  2. Ha-ha! I get paid too well to make photo demands on my human... although I am thinking of renegotiating my contract.

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  3. You look scary, T.V. I'd put down the camera if it was me. Which it wouldn't be.

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  4. I think maybe if the Mom gave you some treats you will think better of her. lol

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  5. Payback Baby!
    That's the ticket. Heh,heh,heh!
    Purrs Georgia and Julie,
    Treasure and JJ

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  6. You have The Mommy running scared now, The Baby.

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  7. Do you think she learned her lesson? Because I'd love to see what her pictures look like of you in mid leap on to her, hee hee!

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  8. Go for it! Sometimes the hoomins' rudeness simply must be avenged.

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  9. Must say, The Baby...you make a righteous table vulture!

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  10. That's right, The Baby, you tell her!!
    Purrs ... Rainbow

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  11. Let us know if you can keep her on that short line, Baby. We'd be interested in applying some of your techniques on our own heinous wench!

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  12. Let us know if you can keep her on that short line, Baby. We'd be interested in applying some of your techniques on our own heinous wench!

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  13. All cats should be able to look down on humans like that!

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  14. We don't blame you one bit, The Baby. You gotta keep that mommy in line.

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  15. MOL! The Baby, I mean The Table Vulture, you are so funny! Clearly, you mean business!

    By the way, Pierrot is on top of the fridge giving me a similar look.

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  16. You are such a beautiful Table Vulture! Mommy would better watch out, hahaha :-)

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  17. Great Table Vulture you are so ferocious and so beautiful!

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!