Bathus Interruptus

Kitties!

Felix here.

Mommy (that intrusive wench) started taking photos while I was grooming.

A behavior to which I took exception...

...thusly.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Felix  XX

Caturday Camera Avoidance

Kitties!

The Baby here.

Mommy accompanied me on my Daily Stroll--which means photos.

Damn and blast!

You think a Cat could sharpen her claws in privacy...but nooooooooo.

So I made sure to spend a lot of time sitting doing nothing to drive her crazy...

...and when I did move she wasn't ready.

heh.

It was pretty awesome, she didn't get one good picture of me in action.

Or of my face.

Or a close up!

Score:

Bibbers = 1

Mommy = 0

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Baby  XX

Close Encounters Of The Mommy Kind

Kitties!

Scouty here.

So, this happened:

Never a moment's peace, I tell ya.

Mommy is a menace.

Happy Friday!

XX  Scouty  XX

Won't Look Wednesday

Kitties!

Bibby Bibberton here.

Mommy wanted a portrait photo of me. 

There was much wailing, and pleading, and gnashing of teeth...

...but *I* had other ideas.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  The Baby  XX

How To Thwart a Human

Kitties!

Rupert here.

Mommy wanted a portrait of me.

I was Not Inclined to cooperate.

At all.

Mommy had to clean the lens after this one...heh heh heh.

Finally I became bored with her whining and pleading took pity on her and posed, but the first shot was second rate; she cut off my handsome radar dish ear™.

So I gave her one last chance for a money shot: 

et voilà!

Happy Monday!

XX  Rupert  XX

Likker License

Kitties!

Sylvester here.

It was a glorious day here at The Lounge--Mommy baked fresh bread!  Now, I'm not a bread-eater, but I do enjoy a nice new plastic bag.  To lick.  And lick.  And lick and lick and lick and lick until Mommy grabs her phone to capture my endless tongue-rasping.

Whereupon I immediately cease.

or click HERE

ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!

Gotta keep the peeps on their toes, right?

Happy Friday!

XX  Shy Sly  XX

Meezery Monday

Kitties!

May Ling here.

I have a little secret to share with you:  I am Extremely Difficult to photograph.

It's true!

For every halfway acceptable photo Mommy gets of me, she gets about fifty like this: 

or, Cod forbid, like THIS: 

ha ha ha ha!!!!

Mommy says digital is the only way to go with a kitteh of my camera-avoiding abilities.

Whatever.

I thought it would be a nice thing to do (and I'm all about the nice) and share my tried-and-true technique for messing up a photo session--it's easy--KEEP MOVING!  Keep the mood all lovey dovey so you get the pets, but never, ever, stand still for a second.

Check it out:

or click HERE

Mommy would like to point out that if she wasn't so dang lazy was determined enough she'd haul out the regular camera and use the sport setting; but like I said she's a unorganized spur of the moment type gal and prefers to use her phone, instead.  Lucky for me...

So remember, friends--a moving kitteh means a frazzled peep!

Happy Meezer Monday!

XX  May Ling  XX

Triple Tooshie Thursday

Kitties!

Ever have one of those days?

The ones where your peep is out of pictures for the blog, so they follow you around endlessly and get all up in your stuff, pleading for you to do something, anything?

Well.

We were having NONE of it.

*heh*  

Happy Thursday!

XX  The Bums of: Rupert, Felix, and CC  XX

Table Vulture

Kitties!

The Table Vulture here.

I often perch on the edge of the table and look down with scorn upon my lowly subjects--in this instance, Mommy.  Who is only *slightly* better than carrion in my books.

That terrible, heinous woman--she photographed me napping (strike one) with a litter speck on my snoot (strike two), and published it on the blog for the world to see (strike THREE)!  I told her henceforth the only shots allowed would be taken from a lowly, groveling point of view.

And that they had better showcase my pristine pink nose, or some Mommy is gonna get swooped by the dreaded Table Vulture when she least expects it!

Happy Monday!

XX  The Baby  XX

Tuxedo Noir

Kitties!

Salem here.

Mommy purchased herself ME a small area rug for the bedroom, and I absolutely adore it, for a variety of reasons:

1.  it's cosy

and

2.  it's always kinda dark in the room, making it hard to be bothered by the flashy box.

(While I repose on the rug.)

Mommy:  So how's your plan working out, sweetie?

RATS.

Stupid photo editing.

Foiled again...

Happy Friday!

XX  Skulking Salem  XX

In Which Daddy Fails Us, Once Again

Kitties!

Daddy was coming home yesterday in the car and spotted the Road Runner cruising down the sidewalk towards our house, so he waited a few minutes to see what Sir RR was up to--and got his phone ready.

*sigh*

The sissing noise is Daddy, pestering.  If you listen carefully you'll hear Sir RR "clack" with irritation just before he hops up on the wall to escape the madman pursuing him.

or click HERE

Sadly, this video proves that Daddy (and Mommy, too--she's *just* as bad) simply cannot leave any sort of creature alone to tend to their business!  We suppose it's some sort of consolation to know we're not alone...

But not much. 

Happy Caturday!

XX  The Katnip Lounge  XX

Stink Eye

Kitties!

Salem here, in the cushy cozy cat cup.

Mommy was out on the Catio, being all stealthy--or so she thought--taking pictures.

Guess what I thought about that?

Happy Thursday!

XX  Snuggly Salem  XX

Frazzled

Kitties!

Tiny Johnson here.

Mommy worked two 14-hour shifts back to back this weekend and she claims she "didn't have any time" to take new photos of me for Mancat Monday, hence this re-run picture.

LAME.

I mean, she had enough time to sleep, shower, and bolt some breakfast--how long does a quick photo shoot take?  Seeing how we are all so camera avoidant willing to model at a moment's notice it should have been a snap*!

 

Do you think she deserves the Bum of Disrespect?

Happy Monday!

XX  TJ  XX

*pun intended

Ignoring is Bliss

Kitties!

Scouty here.

Mommy is over there.  

(Where she belongs!)

I'm ignoring her.

Still ignoring her.

STILL ignoring her.

☟☟☟

☟☟

☟

ohholycrapshe'sreallygettingclose!!!!!!!

Damned woman.

Happy Humpday!

XX  Unstewed Scouty  XX

Bed Domination

Kitties!

Shadow here.

I totally rule the Screechy Lady, and the bed.

Happy Caturday!

XX  Sleepy Shadow  XX

In Which Mommy is Flipped Off

Kitties!

Sweet Pea here.

Mommy, I KNOW you're there...I'm IGNORING you.

Happy Wednesday!

XX  Sweet Pea  XX

She's At It Again

Kitties!

The Baby here.

**click**

Blast you, foul woman!

I was napping peacefully.

Now I'll have to go someplace else for some privacy.

Like the laundry room, perhaps...way up top on the upper shelf where I've made a cozy nest on the tablecloths that you'll never know about.

So there!

*pbthbbbbbbbbbt*

Happy Monday!

XX  Grizzler  XX

CaturGray

EDIT:  We were just informed it's FRIDAY, not Caturday.

Phooey.

Lets's start early, shall we?

Kitties!

Rupert, a.k.a. Mommy's Handsome Man here.

I've been working on a new project, which Mommy has been trying to document for ages.

Naturally I do everything I can to foil her plans...but she's nothing if not PURRsistant and she finally captured it:

My matching set of One White Whiskers! (on each side)

For the longest time I only had a One White Whisker on my left-hand side, and a Funny Curly Gray Whisker opposite.  The Funny Curly one fell out around Catmas (Mommy found and saved it) so this time I decided to go all out and grow a Funny Curly WHITE Whisker as a replacement!

It's a work in progress, so far I've only got it about one-third of how long I plan to grow it...I figure a couple more months and it'll be done.

I'll keep you posted--if I decide to allow Mommy any more close ups!

Happy CaturGray!

XX  Rupert  XX

Bafftime

Kitties!

May Ling here.

I was doing a bit of tidying up, when I heard it:

*CLICK*

The dreaded camera shutter.

Operated by Mommy.

*sigh*

 Never a moment's peace, and always at the worse times.

So you know what I did?

I gave that dratted Mommy full lasers on STUN!

They worked too, cos I didn't see her any more after that...

Happy Tuesday!

XX  May Ling  XX