Salem...or at least my feets and toes here:
Mommy says I ought to call 'em flippers and not feets; she claims I'm not a feline but a...a...Cod this is so rude...a Floor Whale!
(I know, I know, she's called me this before. Small mind, easily amused and all that.)
Don't worry, I will bite her the next time she
passes by swims near me--revenge will be had.
XX Floorca XX