'Tis Rupert Rapscallion here.
I be sailin' the treacherous waters of the Crocheters Ocean in that most seaworthy of vessels, the Lap O'Mommy.
Oh no...it's Cap'n Hook...and there be sharks in these waters!
Will I have to abandon ship?
This pirate t'will battle to the death!
Pirating be arduous work!
Happy Monday, Mateys!
XX Rupert Rapscallion XX