Me and Maui are the two biggest cats in the house these days* and when we sleep together our collective mass warps the
fabric of space time bed and we gradually coalesce into one big hot furry suPURRnova.
Mommy likes to call us The Planets--we both have lots of pals circling us like little moons--and for some reason (which I'm sure you can imagine--ed.) she chose to nickname us after two of the gas giants in our solar system, Jupiter and Uranus. *I* am Jupiter, thank Cod, because Mommy thinks it is the epitome of wit to spot Maui and crow "Here's Uranus!"
In front of company, even.
Which is maybe why we're sleeping bum-to-bum here...hiding our black holes!
XX John and Maui XX
*Sylvester was the largest at nearly 20 pounds; Mommy called him "Neptune".