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Thursday, July 14, 2011

Don't Mess with Your Kitty--Bad Whitey!

Kitties!

The Baby here, with a tale of wicked, naughty revenge.

Are you ready, Mr. Puddy?

Do you remember a few weeks ago I got a BATH?
The sparkling new cat shine didn't last long, heh heh.

A couple days after the terrible Bathing Incident I was having an Outside jaunt.  I checked out the area over by Henry's Hut.

Do you see the pile of sand in front of me?
I rolled in it.
Thoroughly.

Mommy came over to give me some pets.

She lured me out of my hiding spot...

...with a little piece of grass.

*POUNCE* 

Then, without warning, Mommy swooped me up!
Check out my Most Excellent Filthiness.

In an attempt to clean me, Mommy zoom-groomed me.  My fur was flying everywhere!

I'm pleased to report that all the dirt didn't come out.
THAT'LL teach them to bathe me.

Happy Thursday!

XX  The Baby, aka Bad Whitey  XX
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  1. brokenteepeeJuly 13, 2011 at 8:52 PM

    Cats, like goats are meant to roll in the dirt.

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  2. GigiJuly 13, 2011 at 9:08 PM

    BW, whew! That was a close thing there. I thought for SURE Mommy was gonna grab you and haul you off for **another** bath. Purrsunally, I find these photos VERY exciting.

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  3. AnonymousJuly 13, 2011 at 9:22 PM

    Maybe if you tell your mom you are a 'sand point' cat she will think you are exotic instead of dirty...

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  4. Angel Prancer PieJuly 13, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    Bahaha! That will teach them! It looks good on ya! Purrs

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  5. Zippy, Sadie, Speedy and M'GeeJuly 13, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    heeheeeheeeehahaha*snort*hahahaha...dat'll teach dem!

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  6. Mr PuddyJuly 13, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    Yep ! I was born ready !
    First of all, I'm surprise !!!! The Baby, You been let out the catio without the harness !!! Concats to you ; )

    But The Baby, you wasn't alone..My pawrents always ruin my gorgeous time at my hiding spot too.

    Your style to pay back made me and all Mancats here have our Heart Beat Go Wild ! ; )

    xoxo

    PS : Thank you to share with us, I will shared your post in FB and Twitter : )

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  7. Cat and DOG Chat With CarenJuly 13, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    that'll teach her to bathe you!! Great job!!

    OMC my heart is just pounding that I didn't have to scroll through 60+ messages to comment! I barely knew what to say because I was about to faint!!! I need to stay up all night more often!
    xoxoxo

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  8. UnknownJuly 13, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    Me LOVES dust baths!!! And if Mommy ever tried to give me a bath, she would be shredded! Yous looks like yous has a great spot there! Kisses
    Nellie

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  9. The Florida FurkidsJuly 13, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    Smart move! You showed her the proper way to groom you!


    The Florida Furkids and Angel Sniffie

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  10. Stacy HurtJuly 13, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    OOohhhh Bad Whitey you is da bomb! You fixed that zoom groomer right!

    heh heh

    xoxo
    Ms. Stella O'Houligan

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  11. Crafting QueenJuly 13, 2011 at 11:02 PM

    How funny, being clean is good. :)

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  12. SparkleJuly 13, 2011 at 11:28 PM

    You really fixed them, Baby, aka not-so-Whitey!

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  13. Cat-from-SydneyJuly 14, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    And so you shall be named Whitey no more...har har har *evil laughs*

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  14. Lissa LaneJuly 14, 2011 at 12:17 AM

    Oh my!!! What a filthy but still adorable kitty!! <3

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  15. Milo and Alfie MarshallJuly 14, 2011 at 12:43 AM

    Hahahahahahahaaaaaa! Love it!

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  16. CATachresisJuly 14, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    Baby, you will learn one day that Mamas always win in the end! Beware the beastly bath Grrrrrr!

    Am saying this in the forlorn hope that it will be true, one day!!!

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  17. UnknownJuly 14, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    Oh the suspense there was killing me! I thought for sure you were going to be visiting the wet stuff again. Hee Hee Hee . . . you are a Bad Whitey

    Hugs and snuggles for a mucky kitty,
    Dee
    xx

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  18. WhisppyJuly 14, 2011 at 1:58 AM

    Oh my! You're a bad little white kitty all right! You're lucky your Mummy only zoom groomed you. If you were here.....you would be splashing in the tub!

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  19. Kjelle Bus aka Charlie RascalJuly 14, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    Way to go Baby !!!
    Hope it will learn your 2-legged a lesson about giving you a bath :)

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  20. Catio TalesJuly 14, 2011 at 2:39 AM

    There's nothing like the feel of sand on the fur. I hope I never have to suffer the indignity of a bath, and not even a zoom grooming. My furs - my mess!

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  21. Angel SimbaJuly 14, 2011 at 3:28 AM

    Yeah, we were also pretty sure you were going to get another bath. Good for you, I guess you showed them that bathing is futile, unless it is due to dirty bum.

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  22. HH and The BoysJuly 14, 2011 at 4:29 AM

    I never was a good boy when given a bath. I just think that's a personal thing and should be left to the cat.... You do look pretty all white and clean though.

    pawhugs, Max

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  23. MargJuly 14, 2011 at 4:37 AM

    Good job Baby rolling in that dirt. You look so much better all dirtied up.We do that all the time. Ain't it fun to be so dirty. Hope all of you have a fun day.

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  24. Old KittyJuly 14, 2011 at 4:37 AM

    Yay for you The Baby!! You showed your humans to never mess with you!! Yay!! Take care
    x

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  25. UnknownJuly 14, 2011 at 4:40 AM

    What a relief! I was sure you were going to get another bath.

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  26. DmaJuly 14, 2011 at 5:31 AM

    um, whitey, i think there is a flaw in your thinking...

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  27. Andy, Kiefer and GusJuly 14, 2011 at 5:47 AM

    That's what your Mommy and Daddy get for giving you a - gulp - bath! I have such a hard time keeping my whites white, but I work really hard at it so I don't need a - gulp - bath. I was rescued from the cold, wet outdoors when I was a wee one, so I don't step a paw out the door. I don't have the temptations you do to get really dirty.

    My revenge is using my mad hunting skilz to bring inappropriate things to my Mom. I just love hunting in the bathroom trash can.... MOL

    Gus

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  28. Brian's Home BlogJuly 14, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    Oh that water stuff is okay for drinking...but that's it! I think ya done good!!!

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  29. ReneJuly 14, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    We think it's sort of funny that your mom was able to lure you out with a piece of grass!

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  30. My Mind's EyeJuly 14, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    MOL Baby,
    I guess you showed the Mom who was in charge!! We kitties like to smell a certain way. I most enjoy a good tongue bath directly after I have some stinky goodness.

    Hugs Madi

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  31. SuziQCatJuly 14, 2011 at 7:57 AM

    Baby that was a most wicked revenge!! WTG!!

    ~Four Crazy Cats

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  32. THE DUOJuly 14, 2011 at 8:30 AM

    Oooooo Baby, why you don't like bathing. Your fur is so sparkling. Yong like white cat. She would be furious if to see you like that. By the way, Yong would like to say thank you to your Mom for the wishes.

    LOL,
    Mika+Yong

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  33. MariodacatJuly 14, 2011 at 8:33 AM

    you take the award for Revenge - that is the best one I've heard.

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  34. EleanorJuly 14, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    Ahhhh, a lovely dirt bath. Is there anything better?

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  35. BeadedTailJuly 14, 2011 at 11:55 AM

    The Baby, you are clever!

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  36. Shaggy and ScoutJuly 14, 2011 at 1:06 PM

    Mom's cat when she was growing up was a white cat who loved to take dirt baths! Once he had a cat fight in a mud puddle!!!

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  37. meowmeowmansJuly 14, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    Brilliant, Whitey! You sure showed your mom! :)

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  38. ellieJuly 14, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    Good work there Whitey! Dust/sand baths are fab fun!

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  39. DaisyJuly 14, 2011 at 3:35 PM

    The Baby! I am in awe of your most excellent filthiness! I wish I could get filthy, too.

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  40. UnknownJuly 14, 2011 at 4:03 PM

    Dust baths are awesome!

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  41. ANGEL ABBYGRACEJuly 14, 2011 at 4:22 PM

    Baby
    Kitties are meant to have a little bit of dirt embedded!

    purrs
    >^,,^<
    ♥Abby♥

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  42. Mickey's MusingsJuly 14, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    Hahahahahaha!! That was a great way to get even ;)
    Purrs Tillie and Georgia

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  43. OKcatsJuly 14, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    Oh MAN@! Rolling in the dirts gets you Zoom Groomed?? Dang! I wish I had some dirts!!!!!!!

    Your friend, Zoe

    P.S. Nice revenge :D

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  44. Ivan from WMDJuly 14, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    The Baby, you did an excellent job showing your mommy what's what!

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  45. Kwee CatsJuly 14, 2011 at 6:56 PM

    Way to go, Baby! A cat can squeak. But squeaky clean ain't being a cat!
    =^~^=

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  46. The Island CatsJuly 14, 2011 at 7:23 PM

    The Baby, we never understood why the humans want to give us baths...we're just gonna get dirty again. That's a given!

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  47. CatherineJuly 14, 2011 at 7:50 PM

    Oh no ~ all your pretty whiteness... me thinks another bath is in order.... ;)
    xo Catherine

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  48. Memories of Eric and FlynnJuly 15, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    We bet that was the best fun getting dirty like that The Baby. Thank you for putting a package in the post for me. I will watch out for the man in blue shorts.
    Eric

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  49. The Adventures of Scarlett and MellyJuly 15, 2011 at 7:38 PM

    Way to go! Getting all dirty is the BEST revenge for a bath! Plus it's fun :)

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  50. KnatoleeJuly 16, 2011 at 10:43 AM

    You're not really Bad Whitey. More Bad Beige-y. Bad Off-Whitey. Bad Ecru. :)

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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