Kitties!
Salem here.
In the kitchen
I like to repose on the stove.
Apparently this aesthetic tickles Mommy's funnybone.
I fail to find the humor...
Casting aspersions on my girlish figure--what poppycock.
Happy Wednesday!
XX Salem XX
Pee Ess: Don't worry, we know to alight on the counters and temperature-test the cook surface first.
Oh Salem ... you are a lovely stove cozy.
ReplyDeleteIf Mommeh gets a frying pan out, you'd better skeedaddle!
ReplyDeleteOh noes! We wouldn't want fried Salem for dinners!
ReplyDeleteDarling! She should have cooked a little of that bacons for you rather than TAUNT you with it! She deserves to be PUNISHED for that (well, that, and tagging your beautiful picture "whale.")
ReplyDeleteWhy is that packet still unopened? Come on Salem, this is the height of restraint!
ReplyDeleteTell Mommy, until she hears the little beeping sound when you back up - the fat jokes are off-limits!
ReplyDeleteYou better watch out fer Mom cooking on the stovetop!
ReplyDeletewe laughed at the fried salem comment.
ReplyDeleteemma and buster
Mmm bacon! Oh, look! A kitty too! MOL
ReplyDeleteLucky you, Salem - you got to pose with bacon!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww sexy Salem!! We just hope you got some of that yummy bacon!! yay! Take care
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My Gs ALL walk across the stove many times every day...
ReplyDeletebecause they can...
because I can't stop them...
because they're cats.
The End.
Hot stuff!!
ReplyDeleteThe REAL Maple Syrup Mob
xxxx
Your mom's mockery must be dealt with...
ReplyDeleteYou're sitting next to bacon and you're not attacking it??
ReplyDeleteI think if she got that bacon with a fur garnish she'd change her tune.
ReplyDeletehmmmm.....bacon and beached whale!!! MOL
ReplyDeleteBACONS! That is mom's fave. Me...meh.
ReplyDeleteand Salem, you are gorgeous! Let no one say otherwise or they will face my claws!
ReplyDeleteSalem, you look very pretty on the stove! Did you get any slice of bacon?
ReplyDeletewell did you at least get any bacon??
ReplyDeleteSalem, we hope that you got at least a little of those bacons for your wonderful modeling work!
ReplyDeleteI just love it when I see people's cats all over the work tops, ours have free run all over literally everything, therefore everything is covered in fur. lol
ReplyDeleteI don't care.......
Briony
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That would make our mom pretty nervous if we hung out like that. Bet there were some very hot paws before y'all learned to test or are you the only one hanging out there? We know the attraction was the bacon. Did the humans share? Purrs and hugs from the kitties at The Cat on My Head, Lily Olivia, Mauricio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Josette
ReplyDeleteSalem, this is Cody's Mom and trust me, I can relate :)
ReplyDeletexoxoxo
Salem, tell your mommy to get off her keister....and her bum knee...and cook you up some of that bacon!
ReplyDeleteBAAAAAAACON!!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh, hi Salem, we almost didn't see you there, MOL!
Sasha, Sami, & Saku
The stove at our house doesn't get much of a work out here. We have almost the same stove. It's a nice cool smooth surface with a perfect vantage point to observe any and all goings on.
ReplyDeleteI'm liking pickshure #2 the best - "still life of annoyed kitteh, wif bacon."
ReplyDeleteWe don't lay on the stove, but do cross it. Plus mum makes sure if a burner is warm, she puts the tea kettle on it to protect us.
ReplyDeleteWe're still looking at that unopened package of bacon beside you!
ReplyDeleteBacon?! Does that say bacon??
ReplyDeletePurrs
Humans can be so rude sometimes!
ReplyDeleteYou look quite slim to me. I live with the Rumpy Bump and Buddy Budd.
ReplyDelete*Buddy Runs up*
Buddy: "Whut? Whoz?"
oh Salem...you still have your girlish figure...I am sure it is in there somewhere under all your furs...heh...heh
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't turn my back on that bacon if I were you!!,
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