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Monday, July 15, 2013

Noodie Photography

Kitties!


Tiny Nekkid Johnson here.
Mommy put me up on this scratchy post.  Since I do NOT do heights (I'm near-sighted and refuse to wear spectacles) I was unhappy about it and gave Mommy a Stern Look.

But she ignored my Look (cheeky wench) and said I needed to pose for all of you to show off my summertime shave, so I Struck a Pose that highlights the contrast between my regular neck ruffles and smoothly-shaven hide.  

Then I jumped down where I belong, with all four on the floor.
In case you are wondering, my skin is colored just like my furs!  Striped, brown, black, and pink underneath the white parts.  Mommy says my type of markings are called "piebald".  I don't know how I should feel about that...
  
Anyhoo, now that I'm all set for the HOTS in my cool (and verreh comfortable) new fur-do you can see I'm actually not a fat cat, it really was all floof!  I have a nice trim waist and rippling shoulder muscles.
I'm buff!

Embarrassingly, Mommy says my manly meaty thighs are "cute", and she constantly fondles them.
What a pervert.


Happy Monday!

XX  Johnny  XX
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49 comments:

  1. Summer at sparklecat.comJuly 14, 2013 at 8:05 PM

    Wow, Tiny, you you are right! It WAS all fluff! You do not look any chunkier than Binga (who is not chunky at all and all muscle)!

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  2. GigiJuly 14, 2013 at 8:20 PM

    My Human is all fainty looking at you--she LOVES you, John, in winter AND especially in your noodie summer look.

    Me, I say ALL the Humans is pervy. It's just disturbing.

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  3. The Florida FurkidsJuly 14, 2013 at 8:29 PM

    We love that first shot of you! VERY ManCatly!!!

    The Florida Furkids

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  4. Shaggy and ScoutJuly 14, 2013 at 8:42 PM

    You ARE buff!
    Patches furs are beginning to grow in now after his lion cut.

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  5. Pasha's MommyJuly 14, 2013 at 8:45 PM

    Looking at your floofy tail tip it was very hard to notice any other parts of you Johnny!

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  6. ClooneyJuly 14, 2013 at 9:00 PM

    It's our Johnny, how awesome! Great pics of you showing off your "new look". (Psst...we'd fondle your manly meaty thighs too, but don't call the po-lice on us, k?) Thanks for coming to my Birthday, kitties!

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  7. Mark's Mews (Marley, Lori, Loki, and Binq)July 14, 2013 at 9:04 PM

    We feel vaguely disturbed whenever we see another kitty shaved, but we gotta admit it really makes yer neck ruffles stand out!

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  8. brokenteepeeJuly 14, 2013 at 10:13 PM

    You are a floofy cat with or without floof

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  9. Andrea and the Celestial KittiesJuly 14, 2013 at 11:01 PM

    Well sweetie PIE you're BALD now anyway! hee hee, couldn't resist..
    I don't know, those thighs are pretty irresistible! Not sure anyone could resist them! Can I have a squeeze? MOL

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  10. SquirrelQueenJuly 14, 2013 at 11:09 PM

    Oh wow, Johnny you are one very buff man cat. We like your nekkid look.

    Purrs,
    Cindi Lou & The Kitty Krew

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  11. Catio TalesJuly 15, 2013 at 12:00 AM

    That is indeed very sleek and muscular. Our girlcats have had to be rescued from the sight of thos enekkid thighs. But no belleh shot ? Huh ?

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  12. crafty cat cornerJuly 15, 2013 at 1:33 AM

    I think I love your tail the most, very lion like.
    Briony
    x

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  13. The Furries of WhisppyJuly 15, 2013 at 1:50 AM

    This makes our Mommy very tempted to give ALL of us a lion cut. Yikes!

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  14. sanJuly 15, 2013 at 1:59 AM

    You look very nice Johnny. It suits you to a T.

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  15. Cats Herd YouJuly 15, 2013 at 3:07 AM

    You sure wear that lion cut well, Johnny! You must be nice and cool now.

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  16. HilaryJuly 15, 2013 at 4:24 AM

    if you change your mind about the spectacles, there is a firmoo glasses giveaway on my blog

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  17. Crafting QueenJuly 15, 2013 at 4:29 AM

    You look so good shaved. The lion look really looks good on you!

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  18. Hannah and LucyJuly 15, 2013 at 4:52 AM

    We love your summer look Johnny - it's very sexy.
    Luv Hannah and Lucy xx xx

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  19. MargJuly 15, 2013 at 4:58 AM

    Hi there Tiny Nekkid Johnson. You really are on the buff. We especially like your Lion tail. That is just plain spiffy. Bet it is cool cut too. Take care.

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  20. Fuzzy TalesJuly 15, 2013 at 5:01 AM

    Wow, we think you look terrific nekkid!

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  21. ReneJuly 15, 2013 at 5:56 AM

    Noodie or not, you are a very handsome man cat!

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  22. DmaJuly 15, 2013 at 6:00 AM

    for a pervert your mom sure knows a lot of interesting things. piebald?

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  23. Random FelinesJuly 15, 2013 at 6:01 AM

    what a noodie cutie!!! (sorry, our mom thinks she is funny too) You are very mancatly and buff - we think Ivy may have fainted.

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  24. Linda @ A La CarteJuly 15, 2013 at 6:50 AM

    Oh you look so cute in your summer cut! I'd fondle those thighs also...guess i'm a pervert also....he he!

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  25. Barb July 15, 2013 at 6:57 AM

    So adorables. I am VERY tempted to shave Grayson. VERY.

    *smoochies*

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  26. Angel Prancer PieJuly 15, 2013 at 7:26 AM

    Our Mommy just WISHES she could fondle those hams.
    She'll just have to make do with ours. MOL!

    Pee Ess - your nekkidness is very handsome.

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  27. BeadedTailJuly 15, 2013 at 7:57 AM

    Our mommy wants to fondle your manly meaty thighs too!

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  28. My Mind's EyeJuly 15, 2013 at 9:10 AM

    JOHNNY MADI'S MOM HERE.


    SHE SQUEALED AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR LION'S MANE, POWDER PUFF TAIL AND OH THOSE THIGHS,,,,,THEN SHE FAINTED FROM YOUR MANLINESS AND CANNOT GET UP. SIGHING IN RALEIGH MADI

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  29. TamagoJuly 15, 2013 at 9:13 AM

    Johnny you look great on your summer outfit! I love that you keep the fur on the tip of your tail. You look like a mighty lion :-)

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  30. AnonymousJuly 15, 2013 at 10:10 AM

    Whoa! Hot and buff! Even Mom had to finally avert her eyes in case our screen caught on fire! Purrs...

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  31. Brian's Home BlogJuly 15, 2013 at 10:57 AM

    Hey, you can flaunt it cause ya got it!!!

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  32. CABJuly 15, 2013 at 10:59 AM

    I thought some kitty was going to be eating noodles! Boy, was this kitty surprised.

    -- Zazou

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  33. Connie - Tails from the Foster KittensJuly 15, 2013 at 11:11 AM

    Would it be completely wrong for me to ask if I could rub my hands all over your little nekkid body??

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  34. Layla Morgan Wilde ( Cat Wisdom 101)July 15, 2013 at 11:15 AM

    Johnny, you're too hot for words. That lion tail is the cherry on top!

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  35. da tabbies o trout towneJuly 15, 2013 at 2:27 PM

    dood...bald ore fulla hair...we haz never meeted a pie we dinna like...cept for burd pot pie...

    N we dunno nothin bout cute thighs but yur lion tail iz rockin !!!

    speekin oh lionz, ya noe if a tiger took a shave anda hair cut hiz stripes frum hiz fur....bee dee stripez on hiz skin two...

    rock on pie !

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  36. AnonymousJuly 15, 2013 at 3:14 PM

    oh my - you do has the buff. the barber did a verrah nice job on you. they missed some on the tail, tho'...

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  37. The Island CatsJuly 15, 2013 at 4:38 PM

    Johnny! We think you look awesome in your new furcut! And how cool that your skins are the same colors as your furs....striped too!

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  38. Cara n CrewJuly 15, 2013 at 5:28 PM

    you know TJ, from far away, and if we didn't all ready know you had a long coat, and not seeing your lion poof tail, we wouldn't know you were nekkid :) our mom took pictures of our shaved tummehs after our spay surgeries - she thinks it's cool that we have stripey skin along with our stripey furs ::sigh::

    Pip, Smidgen, Minnie, Hollie

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  39. Katie IsabellaJuly 15, 2013 at 6:10 PM

    OH MY MOM IS JUST IN LURVE! LOok how delicious and fork tender you look, little lion!

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  40. Ellen WhyteJuly 15, 2013 at 6:27 PM

    Well, you are the super model. No wonder she keeps touching you!

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  41. SakuJuly 15, 2013 at 6:41 PM

    You looks absolutely pawsome Johnny, with your lion mane and tail puff. Mom is squeeing over the look and Sami's little heart is going pitter pat.

    Stay cool!

    Sasha, Sami, & Saku

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  42. Oui OuiJuly 15, 2013 at 7:08 PM

    Love the lion tail! Julie's cut made her look like a squirrel cause the mom wanted her lovely tail furs long. Next your mom will be fondling your toes like ours, it just never ends.

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  43. FurriesJuly 15, 2013 at 7:39 PM

    You took some beautiful noodie photos. I love your sleek body and lion-tufted tail.

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  44. CatherineJuly 15, 2013 at 7:54 PM

    You look beautiful! I like your new look. Very cool.
    xo Catherine

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  45. GLOGIRLYJuly 15, 2013 at 8:19 PM

    Moms lose control when it comes to stuff like that. Glogirly's fondling the computer screen right now.
    ; ) Katie

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  46. Just MagsJuly 15, 2013 at 9:02 PM

    Oh, my all of us girls are drooling...you are sooooooo handsome. We love your cut and those pictures are fantastic. Hugs and nose kisses

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  47. Timmy TomcatJuly 16, 2013 at 8:48 AM

    Johnny we love your, um, trim! And that you still have a poof on your tail is great. Have you whapped anycat with it?

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  48. CatJuly 16, 2013 at 10:14 AM

    Johnny we love your furcut and your meaty little thighs!!!!

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  49. Kitties BlueJuly 16, 2013 at 5:35 PM

    We are normally not fans of that shaved look, but John, we ladies have to say that you are one handsome mancat. We like your thighs too and your butt. Purrs and hugs, Lily Olivia, Mauridio, Misty May, Giulietta, Fiona, Astrid, Lisbeth and Calista Jo

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Oh Boy...this is gonna be GREAT!

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