Monday Mealtime!

Kitties!

Felix here, relaxing under the Stairs to Nowhere.

I think I hear Mommy opening cans of stinky goodness!

I think I SMELL stinky goodness!

YES!!!

It's stinky goodness time!

Kitties, Mommy is our feeder-person. She feeds us in the morning when she gets up, even before she has her coffee. This is good, cuz sometimes she's a wee bit discombobulated pre-caffeine and we con extra foods out of her.

And she feeds us in the afternoon, usually around the time we get up from our mid-late-second-go-round of afternoon nap(s).

We get Friskies Pate. Mommy buys it by the pallet (edit: I wish!). The flavors we like are purple, blue, brown and pink. We also get Fancy Feast Trout flavor (green can) but Mommy needs to go shopping, soon.

We get fed eight cans in the morning, and four to eight cans for supper, depending how much of our breakfast we've eaten. So we do our best to be porcine felines and clean our bowls before second chow.

Sweet Pea is doing a Quality Control spot inspection here.

Feeding us is an assembly-line chore.

We get two cans per bowl, and Mommy rinses the cans with a little bit of hot water for some gravy. Then she mashes up our food *just right*.

We have four feeding stations. The first one is in the laundry room. I NEVER go in there. As you all know, there is an Evil Clown lurking in the laundry room that wants to eat Me. The Baby, Grayce and Salem eat in here a lot. Obviously the Evil Clown finds them distasteful.

The second feeding station is in the Great Room. You'll notice that our stations are different colors; Daddy made these for us and painted them all different colors. We are terrible messy eaters and the stations contain our tongue-flung food bits.

The third station is in the Yellow Bedroom. This is where I like to eat.

Mommy puts any flavor at any station so we travel around to see what's where. Since there's 12 of us here, we are NOT picky eaters! We eat what there is, because it's all there is, and someone else could eat it first!

The fourth and final station is in the Big Bedroom. I eat here too.

Hi Maui!

Something else we like is *gulp* dog treats.

They are SOOOO tasty!

We get two or three every day and we like to gnaw on 'em and clean our fangs.



And we eat dehydrated chicken strips, too.

Mommy rips them into small pieces and we help ourselves. (Edit: consumption is supervised!)

We know dog treats and chicken strips made in China are probably not the best things for us to eat, but we mainly eat Cat food and like Mommy says, we lick our bottoms and eat each other's yak so a few beetles and rodent hairs in foreign-made food is the LEAST of her worries.

So Kitties, that's the chow situation here at the Katnip Lounge.



Bon Appetit!

XX Felix, reporting from the Catio.